Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

IT'S AWFUL! IT'S AWFUL! Whether it was made for 65 million dollars or just 65 dollars, there is nothing to be proud of in this movie. Everybody should be ashamed for even acknowledging it exists. I feel like Beelzebub's ballsack just for drawing attention to it! The animation is the worst. The characters never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just ripoffs of ripoffs. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog s*** I have ever seen in my entire life!AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE!

I would jokingly give it a 10 for it being so bad it's good, but this movie is based on a real tragic event where people actually died and where there were no talking animals or rapping dogs.Wait...what? Yep. This film includes anthropomorphic animals and an actual freakin rapping dog. Yeah. A time where rap OF COURSE was a thing of that time. It's only 1912, so people like Snoop Dogg (no pun intended), NWA, and the Fresh Prince were so popular right? WRONG. OBVIOUSLY.Just the sheer thought of this movie destroys my faith in humanity. Yeah, OK, it was an Italian film (whom I have nothing against), but it was still terrible no matter what nationality. No matter what the Nostalgia Critic says, this film still holds up as the worst animated Titanic movie. Yes. There were actually TWO of these. Trust me I'll get to that one next time. This film, to sum up, is the 2000s version of Foodfight, with terrible acting, terrible animation, and disgustingly insulting story. This is the only time where I hoped that the iceberg would come quicker.

This is an absolute butchering of the tragic story of the Titanic, there are so many things wrong with it I hardly know where to begin. To start with, animals, a whole bunch of Disney style anthropomorphic animals wearing clothes and carrying luggage, they even get their own gang way for some reason. Then you have the main character, a sort of Cinderella type ripoff with her stepmother and evil step sisters. There is also a Sherlock Holmes type detective, some 101 Dalmatians type crooks and a bunch of other ridiculous characters that have no place on the Titanic. Character introductions over, the ship casts of and a multitude of different subplots get on the way, the main character does her best Cinderella impression, the Dalmatians crooks bumble around trying to steel stuff and Sherlock Holmes keeps popping up everywhere indifferent disguises, but by far the strangest, and least appropriate is what goes on with the animals. One of the dogs starts rapping for no reason, spontaneously dressed in sports jersey baseball cap on backwards, the Mexican mice play an awful, slightly offensive Mexican stereotype song, full of bad rhyming, and so on and so forth. When the ship strikes the iceberg and starts sinking, it gets even worse, not only do the whole group of major characters end up in the same life boat, they even stop to pick up people from the water, the risk of tipping the lifeboat is mentioned then completely ignored. The animals even get saved by dolphins and, despite thousands of people dying, have a "yay, dolphins" moment. To top it all off, the movie ends with a happy-go-lucky, recapping of what happens to all the characters, no mention what so ever of the thousand people who died. This movie is just full of ridiculous characters, inane subplots, weird looking animation, but worst of all, the biggest passenger shipping disaster in history is played up like it's no big deal.

This is quite possibly the worst family film I have ever seen. I'd rather sit through Son of The Mask, The Cat in The Hat and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians in a row than watch this crap again. It is definitely one of the worst movies I have ever seen.The plot. Told in flashback, on board the Titanic 2 people, separated by social class meet and fall in in love aboard the ship... No, this is not the James Cameron movie made in 1997. The poor girl has a wicked stepmother and 2 evil stepsisters (SOUND Familiar?). But there are also other things that go on. 2 incompetent thieves on board being chased by Sherlock Holmes (sorry wrong name), animals (yes I did say animals) prepare for a celebration (of what?) and many other subplots.How about I start my complaints with the animals on board. Not only did the Titanic have no animals on board but in this one there's... I hate to say this... a f##king DOG THAT CAN RAP!!! I am not easily lost for words but this part would make anybody's jaws drop in disbelief.Then there's the love relationship. First of all it's creepy if in the middle of their second conversation to say "You're the one for me." "You're the best thing about this journey." and dialogue like that, for a fact this is better dialogue.WILLIAM: Oh, I know I'm so bland and we've only had one thirty second conversation but I'm in love with you.ANGELICA: I don't even know your name but I love you too, bland man who I have only met once, and there is nothing creepy about our relationship.Anyway enough of that I can do an entire script that is better full of dialogue like that. In short, to say "The characters have chemistry" is like saying "The Titanic didn't kill anyone"... Oh wait, in this one nobody dies. Let me read that to you again NOBODY DIES IN THIS TITANIC MOVIE! It is sickening to not omit "...and they all lived happily ever after." YEAH this is the last line for a Titanic movie.So if you want the biggest offense to fact that seemed like it was green-lighted by people who wanted to rip off Disney movies and the highest grossing movie of all time (back then) then this one is for you. It is not the worst movie ever made (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!) but it certainly is down there. I could write an entire textbook on why this is bad but this website has a limit.