Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

Sorry, this movie sucks

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

best movie i've ever seen.

Best movie ever!

Ive seen this flick a few times now ,on a rainy afternoon when its all thats left to watch and believe me if you want cheese this has the lot,ok its watchable but they have tried to make it into a serious movie and its a joke ,.the beach is basically hit by a massive 100ft tsunami but yet still it doesnt manage to break the venetian blind slats in there lifeguards hut,i imagine there were about 20 people outside throwing buckets of water in the window it was sad .of course this brings with it a plague of goblin sharks who go on a killing spree.enter more cheese and a screaming chick who scratches her leg and carries on screaming at every opportunity she can.in fact to top this all of the main bloke is annoying and you just wanna punch him in his mouth.so there ,its bad ,and as usual with every b movie theres music constantly drownin out the speech ,why do they do that ???overacting ,terrible acting ,but funny trash.

MALIBU SHARK ATTACK is the usual Z-grade shark nonsense, except made without the backing of the SyFy Channel or The Asylum this time around. It doesn't make much difference. This is an independent Canadian/Australian addition that still manages to screw up the storyline by including lots of HORRIBLE CGI effect scenes, alongside an idiotic script and some terrible performances.Plot-wise, this isn't dissimilar to the Aussie film BAIT, with characters finding themselves trapped in a flooded location with sharks after a tsunami, but while BAIT had the money to be partway believable, this is just nonsense. A group of bad actors splash around and scream in about two foot of water, and are occasionally menaced by goblin sharks which look like they belong in a Playstation 1-era video game.The movie is packed with whiny characters and only a couple of sudden deaths is enough to keep you watching. Otherwise it's a waste of time, a film surpassed by most other entries in this crowded sub-genre of shark attack movies.

An earthquake and subsequent tsunami results in a gang of hungry "Goblin Sharks" from Earth's ancient history being released. They have a pointy forehead, which is a cool look; however, the special effects do not compliment these critters. The hardest hit area is Malibu, where lifeguards struggle for survival. The main focus is on Warren Christie (as Pete) and Peta Wilson (as Heather). She seems to be experiencing a mid-life crisis and wonders if she should leave Mr. Christie for contractor Jeff Gannon (as Colin). Younger hunk Remi Broadway (as Doug) and sexy bikini-clad Chelan Simmons (as Jenny) are an attractive supporting couple. Looking up the budget during the running reveals this was made for an estimated $3 million. This does not seem possible, although director David Lister has a couple of good scenes when his cast has to fight sharks in a building half-filled with water.*** Malibu Shark Attack (7/25/09) David Lister ~ Warren Christie, Peta Wilson, Remi Broadway, Chelan Simmons

...Looking men in this movie! It is amazing how good looking some of them are. Despite the poor acting, lousy special effects and completely dumb plot (even for a B Movie...) how it all seems to melt away looking at all the gorgeous looking male hunks in this movie. We find ourselves here at home watching this movie over and over, always rooting for the hunky & handsome pieces of prime beef that dash across our office flat screen TV - the water droplets gleaming on their tanned and muscular torso's is more than enough to keep our attention! Never heard of any of their names, although the girls in the movie are familiar (Go Peta!) The sheer amount of handsome male goodness is almost overwhelming. Man, Remi Broadway can take a chainsaw to my prehistoric shark ANYTIME! Warren Christie needs to move into our spare bedroom for sure. The movie is horrible, but the alpha man-candy is so sweet. 10 Out Of 10 For Actors