12/12/12 (2012)

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

Unshakable, witty and deeply felt, the film will be paying emotional dividends for a long, long time.

Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

I watched this via Netflix so fortunately, didn't pay specifically for this movie. I had never heard of it but the summary seemed good.Anyways, it all went down hill during the birth of the baby. You may as well turn it off the TV right there and then. The baby is born and latches on to the doctor and bites his neck, killing him and then jumps to the nurse, latches on to the nurse and kills her.That's just the beginning of this terrible film. It just gets worse and more boring. The film is low budget and it shows with terrible special effects. Terrible directing, terrible filming. The storyline is also garbage and the acting is amateur.Should have never been made into a film.

I genuinely liked 11/11/11 and, when this film came up as an option after watching the other movie on Netflix, I thought I'd give it a chance. That's 10 whole minutes of my life I will never get back. The entire period consisted of screaming, gross-out sfx, and random cursing. I cannot think of a single moment of character development--absolutely nothing that would make the viewer care about the foul-mouthed characters on the screen. I'm never impressed when a character's entire vocabulary consists of the "f-word," but some movies I'll give a chance despite it ("The Grey" springs to mind). There was nothing worth giving a chance here. Avoid it like the plague or don't say I didn't warn you.

I thought this movie, because it was in theaters, was going to be alright. I was WRONG! acting was TERRIBLE and the special effects (where are those) are awful. I think I would've left the theater if I was seeing it there. i'd have gotten my money back. of course I was watching it for free so I tried to watch more of the movie. couldn't do it. In the first five minutes, you want to turn the movie off. The birth of the child was drawn out and the baby killing the nurse and doctor left you going, what kind of movie is this? I'm highly surprised that this movie WAS in theater because of how bad it was. I am left wondering, what kind of box office money this movie made, not including the people who wanted their money back. Please don't waste your time/money. Don't bother watching this B-type movie. (unless those movies are awesome to you)

I will list the dumb things that happens as they happen1. Shows baby coming out of womb. Can't be that nasty...really 2. Epidural? sitting up while pushing? 3. Doctors don't care about religious beliefs? 4. C section while sitting up in a chair? 5. Grey, plastic baby? 6. BABY GIVES MOM A HEAD JOB?!!!????!?!??!??!?!!!!! 7. Dad dies of drinking boiling water??????? 8. Sister puts finger in cops face and cop doesn't get angry??? Hmmm!!!! 9. Mom changes poopy baby on kitchen table? (Has totally forgotten her husband was murdered/suicide...just hours ago) 10. Want some coffee? Let me pour you a spoonful!! 11. Phone rings " PUT SEBASTIAN ON THE PHONE"..."WHO IS THIS" "IT'S SEBASTIAN"....seriously..oh Sebastian is the 9 day old demon baby. 12. Dead husband rape scene...wowwwwwwwwwww 13. Creepy guy same clothes three days straight? 14.Yeah that chair made out of bamboo will hold the door closed 15. Baby gets mad cause it's called a half hemorrhoid half herpe 16. " Hey you got a package"...by the way " Some creepy guy is in the house...I called the police".."Did you call everyone?" Yes I called everyone" (Who is everyone?) 17. SOOOOOOOOO the 10 day old baby can sit up on the floor and watch someone in the shower?????? 18. The baby poops on the wall and then eats his aunts throat out and crawls away. 19. Lady talks normal one scene and next scene she has an accent. 20. Baby kills sister and mom still wants him back? 21. Killing random homeless people? 22. Ugly demon baby eats officer for like 5 mins while mom watches. 23. Mom still wants baby back???????????? 24. Ugly baby ,who is now 3ft tall, comes out looking like a cyclops midget with horns...mom say " Sebastian I love you...I'm your mom...really?????????? She wins the mom of the year award. She earned it. 25. Why are her breasts out? So unnecessary 26. So when they did casting, did they specifically look for bad actors? 27. 10 mins later...it's a baby again? 28. Preachers can get it too