Old 37 (2015)

Surprisingly incoherent and boring

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

OLD 37 was recommended to me by a friend. We have a long standing relationship of reviewing films as horror fans, but have always tried to elevate the genre. We don't think we are better than anyone else, but we always appreciate a solid concept, good writing, practical kills and a bit more than your average slasher. I think OLD 37 delivers on all of these levels. The movie spends a good amount of time developing the characters and gives you enough time to understand the teenage drama. These characters and their flaws are very much on point with today's high school crowd. It spends an good amount of time focusing about a breast implant surgery for our heroine, then the day finally comes and she's totally excited about it. Naturally, after getting her hair done and new breasts, she transforms into the cookie cutter version of our mean girl. Perhaps a case of mistaken identity we have up ahead? This was good writing. If the nerd girl would have just stayed true to herself, she would not be caught up in this dilemma. But instead, she wanted to be just like the cool girl. A case of the "grass isn't always greener". We see some nice gore and good writing with in the killings and torture, which will satisfy any cliché horror lover. We always are thankful when the film makes use of practical effects and real blood, rather than CGI. There are a few scenes that really grabbed my attention with the red stuff splattering around. These scenes partnered with the elevated story line make this film truly enjoyable.

What's a good way for a director like Alan Smithee to get people to watch his horror film? Releasing it right before Halloween is one way - and casting Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley as serial killing brothers, is another. I've never met Kane Hodder, but I'm willing to bet he's probably the nicest guy on the planet, because for some reason directors want to work with him. This is a guy who is best known for walking around with a hockey mask, with absolutely no dialogue. The reason for that is quite simple - he's the most wooden actor I've ever seen. He has no screen presence/charisma, no sense of timing when it comes to line delivery. He just snarls and bullies his way through every single role, without a care in the world. He does a pretty mean chicken dance, though.'Old 37' is dull slasher film about two serial killers (Hodder/Moseley) posing as paramedics (Uh, I think it's about a boob job, too.) If you think this is a pure horror film, you're wrong. It's more teen drama than horror. It takes entirely way too long to get to the killings/torture. The character development is something you'd see from 'I Still, Still, Still Know What You Did Last Summer.' There's absolutely no reason to add any type of character development to this film, because the characters are dull, bland rip-offs of previous 'teen' slashers. You will be pleased to know, or at least you should be, that Brandi Cyrus doesn't manage to last 20 minutes into the film. If you're like me, you probably feared she'd somehow land the main role as the helpless victim. You won't be pleased to know, that if she hadn't been killed off, she would have ended up being the best actor/actress in the film - and that's not meant as a compliment.Random Ramblings of a Madman: 'Old 37' is mind numbingly awful, filled with bland characters, awful acting, and the worst drivers ever put on film.

A refreshing horror movie to watch in a genre that seems over commercialized, or over done recently. It's thrilling, captivating, and even has its funny moments. What I like most about OLD 37 is that the plot doesn't drag, yet the gore never fails. The plot of this movie is interesting because it plays into the idea of the anti-hero. I'm also a fan of the plot because it's not cliché in any way. Sometimes I think horror movies can borrow too many ideas from other horror films and it sort of seems like you're watching the same film over and over again. Have no fear, the creativity doesn't lack in this film. Nevertheless, your typical slashing will of course be present.Overall, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT. OLD 37 is the perfect film for Halloween and if you're a horror fan, it surely won't let you down. The opening scene will leave your stomach churning and the ending scene will leave you surprised and asking for more!

Just caught an early screening of Old 37 at the "Scares that Care" weekend. I don't know what this Phil Armitage guy has shoved up his balloon knot, but I don't think his mommy let him get any boob time. The movie was great. Lots of blood. Lots of violence and a great story. Everything you could ask for in a slasher. It was great to see Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley together mutilating people. Great horror flick. This movie was tons of fun. Highly recommended for any true horror fans. Get this movie to kick off your Halloween movie season. You won't be disappointed, I wasn't and neither was the packed room Pre-screening. Kept my attention the whole time, the writing was refreshing and the killings were visceral. Everyone gave a standing ovation at the conclusion. Old 37 is the best independent horror film I've seen this year.