CollegeHumor Shorts Season 12

The sport where spooning matters.

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

Rekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she won’t say out loud.

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.