Episode 30 - Sorry My Car Is So Gross
First Aired: August. 22,2017
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!
Episode 29 - Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
First Aired: August. 19,2017
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Episode 28 - Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
First Aired: August. 12,2017
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Episode 27 - These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
First Aired: August. 03,2017
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Episode 26 - Porn, but for Crying
First Aired: June. 22,2017
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
Episode 25 - I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
First Aired: June. 18,2017
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Episode 24 - Date with a Fast Food Burger
First Aired: May. 25,2017
Boy meets grill.
Episode 23 - The Relationship Simulator Bed
First Aired: May. 27,2017
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Episode 22 - The Straightest Dude Ever
First Aired: June. 27,2017
He eats lighters.
Episode 21 - Sleepovers When You’re Gay
First Aired: June. 20,2017
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
Episode 20 - An Honest Call with Your Bank
First Aired: May. 04,2017
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Episode 19 - Just Let the World Die
First Aired: April. 29,2017
Take that, student loans!
Episode 18 - Eating with Your Rich Friends
First Aired: April. 20,2017
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Episode 17 - It’s Technically a Meal
First Aired: May. 13,2017
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Episode 16 - Music Festival Boot Camp
First Aired: April. 14,2017
You can’t handle the merch booth.
Episode 15 - We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
First Aired: April. 01,2017
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Episode 14 - Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
First Aired: March. 23,2017
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
Episode 13 - 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
First Aired: March. 09,2017
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Episode 12 - Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
First Aired: March. 08,2017
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
Episode 11 - Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
First Aired: March. 03,2017
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Episode 10 - Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
First Aired: February. 17,2017
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Episode 9 - Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
First Aired: February. 17,2017
A party guest most foul.
Episode 8 - Fake News Investigative Journalists
First Aired: February. 07,2017
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Episode 7 - How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
First Aired: January. 28,2017
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Episode 6 - Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
First Aired: January. 19,2017
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
Episode 5 - Dogs Are Practice Babies
First Aired: January. 17,2017
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Episode 4 - I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
First Aired: January. 13,2017
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Episode 3 - Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
First Aired: January. 12,2017
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
Episode 2 - The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
First Aired: January. 10,2017
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Episode 1 - Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
First Aired: January. 05,2017
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.