Warriors of the Apocalypse (2009)

A Masterpiece!

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

This is a bad cult film filmed in and around Erie, Pa. After WWIII, which looked a lot like WWII film reels, 3 women try to make it from the nuclear wasteland to the safe confines of "The City" ruled by a woman dictator who likes to hang out in a swimming pool naked. Along the way they have to battle other scavengers in the Wasteland who have a fight club. Rule 1: All female captors must be stripped. There are also cannibals whose faces look like they are covered with strawberry cream cheese. (You might keep some bagels close by.) They also have to battle some bad CG fire and gun fire effects. The girls, in real life, have martial art skills, but the fight scenes looked horrible when coupled with former professional wrestlers with speed ups and frequent pauses.The plot ran weak. The special effects where ineffective. The sound could have been better. Metal/Death Metal music used for most of the fights except that junkyard battle which played the same riff over and over until it got annoying. Part of the excitement came from jerking the camera around."Apocalypse Female Warriors" is the recycling of "Warriors of the Apocalypse" which is typically a bad sign. Blockbusters don't get re-released under a different title.The film boasted plenty blood and an over-the-top head shot that air gaps the ears.Guide: F-bomb, FF nudity. More nudity and sex in the deleted scenes. 3 stars for the nudity. A film for bad film lovers. Not for everyone.

I love Killerwolf films and this one was long awaited due to editing issues apparently. Anyway I wasn't disappointed. Good action, great looking warriors (particularly Amara Offhaus) and plenty of suspense. Most of the usual KW cast present as well which makes for continuity. It almost seems like the cast and crew make this a family effort! This one needed zombies in it really. A cross between Swamp Zombies and W of the A would have been amazing. Not sure about the special effects overall. A trifle ambitious in some cases which weren't really needed and for me didn't come off (particularly the big explosion) but I'm quibbling now. Also a bit short on gore for me (hence the username...). Acting was consistently good and production values continue to improve from their earlier filmsAgain a good effort and well worth finding, although not easy in the UK to get hold of these films at a good rate.

Woodyanders is a tool. I created this account out of anger, solely to warn others from having to endure what I just witnessed.This movie is about as enjoyable as watching a dog defecate. I hated it with the fiery passion of a thousand suns and felt compelled to save you, dear reader, the time.I read the IMDb review by Woodyanders titled 'An excellent and exciting post-nuke sci-fiction/action winner' and expected at least an interesting movie. Instead, I got to watch some of the least capable actors/actresses who clearly couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. The plot was atrocious and the dialog appeared to be written by a child. The movie fell flat on it's face on absolutely every level and we have some of the worst camera-work in history to save it for posterity. This movie is so incredibly bad that I hope it ruins the careers of everyone involved.

First I want to say I was extremely lucky to get a copy of this film since it is being re-edited. The hard part for me to accept is that the re-edited edition will be most likely exceed my enjoyment of the current version I now have. Having said that this latest epic starts off after WW III has devastated the world. The few survivors are either huddled together in the last remaining city run by a despotic militarized fascist leader. Those who aren't in the city are tying to survive. We get a group of 3 companions working there way to the city and trying to survive the mutated wasteland with the roving band of marauders. With a full compliment of KWF stalwarts like Brian Heffron, Darian Cane, Renee Porada, Brian Anthony, and Pamela Sutch (along with Len) this film is fast paced and action packed. This is by and large the biggest film attempted by KWF and they deliver on all accounts.