Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell (2014)

Why so much hype?

Surprisingly incoherent and boring

Really Surprised!

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

Seriously, what's the point. Awful acting, awful plot, awful creature...dumb dumb dumb!

Quite possibly the stupidest movie ever made. Yep, it's dumb. It is horrible. It is cheap. It is incredibly stupid. It is hilarious. Man, you have got to see this rabbit. It is unbelievable. It must have cost $17 and taken about 45 minutes for them to create this rabbit. It is undoubtedly the worst rabbit possible. Nothing that you can imagine will even come close to rabbit. You have to see it to believe it.

You can tell this movie was definitely very low budget... I'm suprised that this movie was even in the movie theaters, and that it Made $150,000 in Box Office!! It looked like some 4 year old picked up his phone and asked his family to help him make a Shit-Ass Movie. This movie was horrible, So horrible... I watched it another time just to laugh my ass off. Horrible acting, Horrible cast, Horrible angles! Horrible Film. The so called killer bunny look like a dead bunny on a stick holded by one of the master minds of this horrible film, waving it in front of a green screen and putting some sound effects you got off YouTube or Cregs List, Then editing it with their peice of shit computer. Hoping to be millionaires. Another thing that bothers me is that in the front picture the bunny looks awesome and also that it says "Worlds Best Horror Easter Movie Ever Released". Another thing is they don't show the killer-bunny actually devouring or killing its victims. It just shows them scream than just cuts to the person on the ground bleeding or just their head unattached, one was even still alive, split in half!! So Retarded.... One even screams, runs, turns around and starts to scream even more, while she had enough space to keep running, she just stands there and screams (The Scream sounded like it wasn't even her like it was off cregs list again) while the killer-bunny opens her shirt and she jiggles her tits around just so this movie could get atleast $1 in The Box office. Then later they show a girl get undressed in the woods for her boyfriend while he *peeks*! And he's like stop hiding.... then he finds her naked bent over behind a tree.... then he sees the "Scary" Bunny so he runs, gets away and dies because he chooses to smoke over survive. You Know this movie should be called "Cringeaster: Here comes Peter CottonGay (WARNING CRINGEWORTHY) The Movie. The 1st time I saw this I wanted to drink bleach. Kill Me Now..... Worst Movie In Ther World, If I got to make a tomato meter for this movie... it would be 2%

After a series of gruesome deaths, the local dog-catcher in a small- town finds that his target is not the rabid dog that's suspected of the crimes when he learns a monstrous rabbit is responsible instead and sets out to put an end to its rampage through town once and for all.Overall this was a decent if wholly underwhelming creature feature. One of the few positives to be found here is the rather charming and silly attack scenes throughout here, which manage to instill this one with more than enough action to satisfy. The first attacks, taking out several different housewives in their backyards, the creature appearing at the equestrian stable or a couple being chased through the woods which is where it manages to take out all sorts of hikers and couples throughout here as these quite ambushes are all quite fun. There's more fun later on, from the chase through the soccer stadium to the double murder of the workers and the discovery chase through the town all helps give this one some nice action, while the great finale at the festival against all the townspeople who turned up gives this one a rather goofy and cheesy fun. The quantity of these quick ambush attacks, taking bites out of people or simply ripping them in half all gives this one a nice bit of goofy charm that's matched quite nicely by the rather silly special effects method of bringing the main creature to life. Alongside the silly gore and fine nudity, these here make this one decent enough although it does have its share of flaws. The biggest obstacle to overcome here is the rather silly and goofy special effects here, which are so silly and atrocious that they lower this one more so than they really should. It's quite obvious that the giant rabbit is a puppet on strings superimposed onto its surroundings given the stiff, unnatural poses and odd, jerking movements that accompany every single moment it's on-screen and there's nothing that can be done to make it look realistic or believable at all. This type of low-budget effects work is a valiant attempt to try something new and innovative, but there's obviously no real talent behind the effects work here considering the utterly atrocious manner in which it's carried out here and this manages to jerk the viewer straight out of the film during these scenes due to how laughable this is throughout here with the utterly terrible manner it moves here. Another big problem is the lack of detail about what's going on, as there's nothing here about what caused the creature to get to its size as there's nothing here about the creature, what it is or why it's there in the town which makes for an overall thoroughly disappointing being. There's also the rather troubling comedy here which is not in the slightest bit funny and instead causes this one to feel more in line wit how these people are able to function in life as long as they have with the things they do here in the name of trying to solicit a laugh, and the cheesy stupidity featured here makes for a really bland and lifeless time throughout here. Otherwise, this one wasn't all that bad.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Nudity and Graphic Language.