Terror Toons (2002)

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

it was pretty bad the acting was awful the effects where cheap well the movie does have a budget of $2,300 but if you just want to get a good laugh watch this goofy peace of junk of a film i also found that they filmed this whole movie in two days that is one reason probably why it sucks for a pro movie this is the movie that you should watch when your flying high on an acid trip LOL OMG i might as well watch a normal comedy than this horrible silly wanna be horror movie LOL so just ignore that it is labeled as a horror movie and just watch it as if it was a plain comedy or parody of horror movies or just avoid this awful peace of crap!!

This was the biggest piece of crap ever.Joe Castro has absolutely no talent...at all. I cannot believe that this many people actually got together to film this. I just keep thinking, 'if I was there at the time, if someone had asked me to act in this movie, or to have ANYTHING to do with it, wouldn't I have the decency to kill them before they could make it???' I just don't understand how this many people could willingly participate in something that made absolutely no sense. I mean, for one thing, wasn't Dr Carnage supposed to be trying to STOP his crazy monkey??? I guess that went out the window, along with every other piece of sense when these porno rejects decided to make this filth.Also, who decided to make every scene take 3 times as long as it needed to, for example the lame tongue stud guy laughing to death at two strange looking muppets dancing for TEN MINUTES!!! By the way, how are all you actors not able to ACT like you're LAUGHING!!! Laughing is one of humanity's simplest emotions...yet you all looked like you were halfway between a smirk and a yawn whilst in the middle of a holocaust concentration camp, especially you blonde dude...BAD BAD acting!!! There are not enough words to describe how awful you all are at making movies. This wasn't even good enough to laugh at the badness...it transcended crap into a level where I actually felt horrible and dirty for having watched it, like I just lost some of my value as a human being.I am disgusted.Please never even look at a camera again. Any of you.

I rented this movie by accident and it was the worse thing I've ever seen. Some cruel person placed this movie in its generic Blockbuster box behind the cover of a legitimate film. This looks like a bad home video done by high schoolers for a class project. Basically two creatures that look like the Insane Clown Posse kill a bunch of teenagers. How original. Throughout, the producers of this disaster have fun with amateurish gore. What's worse, is that there's this cute Chinese girl who plays strip Ouji - but she never strips - at all! How lame is that? The creators of this awful movie won't even throw you a bone for enduring this! Strangely, the cinematography looks like that of a very bad early 80's video on MTV. This rivals "Practical Magic" as one of the worst things I've ever rented. Thank God it was short!

Comically Poor - "Satan himself" sends a DVD of cartoons to a young girl. Terror Toon characters Dr. Carnage and his pet gorilla Max Assassin escape into the real world and kill a group of (surprise) teenagers. For crappy horror, this is a pretty unique premise: killing people in cartoony ways. If only they bothered. Most are offed with whatever way shows the most poorly made fake blood. How entertaining would it be to see all the cartoon clichés? Anvils, mallets, cannons, falling safes would have been great. Instead we get to guys in Chuck-E-Cheese outfits running around attacking what appear to be porno actors who don't even die convincingly. A soundtrack of annoying sounds, really bad photo-shopped effects, and a three-room setting give you a headache pretty early on. The dialog isn't much better. Throw in an unexplained visit to hell and a senseless conclusion, and we've got a very weird film. So why 2 stars as opposed to the 1 it's begging for? There really are some parts where it seemed they knew what they were doing, and it wasn't a miserable experience. This is the perfect movie to watch at a party, with plenty of quotable lines and silly moments. Just one warning: the opening fifteen minutes are by far the worst, and seemed tacked on, of a much lower quality than the rest. If you survive those, you'll be fine.