Stacked Racks from Mars (2014)

Very well executed

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

Stacked Racks is a fantastic B-movie skin flick. There was no attempt to try and outdo themselves. In this sci-fi comedy we aren't pestered with ridiculous costumes to make our starlets look like creepy Martians. Wardrobe knows that we want to see our sexy porn stars in all of their glory. A nice gold cat suit and some jewels on their foreheads obviously make these human looking ladies very Martian.Are there sad attempts at making elegant dialogue or a deep plot? Heck no! They keep the dialogue scenes brief and silly. They give you a little comic relief before the excellent romp scenes. Stacked Racks gives you a great variety in this hour and a half flick about sexy ladies attempting to take over the Earth. They have about four guy on girl scenes, one girl on girl, one solo shower scene and a culminating group scene to top it all off.If you are looking for a hilarious B-movie skin flick with some science fiction flare, campy Benny Hillesque scenes and some voluptuous ladies, this is probably the late night choice for you.

Extraterrestrial blonde bombshell Isis (Christie Stevens), and alluring alien Vala (Erika Jordan), are a sight to behold in their skin-tight, gold latex spacesuits. Their close encounter with each other on the spaceship, which takes place early on, is the best scene in the movie. After they send down a device from their spaceship, Isis is able to take over the body of Stephanie (Sophia Bella), and Vala is able to take over the body of Veronica (Beverly Lynne). The rest of the movie involves various couples coupling, with no regard for being faithful to their spouses. The climactic scene involves Jim (Alexandre Boisvert), and Mike (Seth Gamble), getting it on with Isis and Vala. Vala sums it up best. "It seems that the Earthlings' greatest weakness is an absolute obsession with sex." And yet, Isis and Vala decide not to conquer our planet. They disappear, probably to return to Mars, or at least fly around the universe, enriched with the experience of making love Earth style.