Shark Exorcist (2015)

Crappy film

A Major Disappointment

The film may be flawed, but its message is not.

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

Worst movie ever. Worst thing ever. WORST ATROCITY TO MAN KIND EVER. Honestly I just put up 10 stars because I thought it was funny.

Warning there are some spoilers in this.... I think.....I'm still not sure what happened.I don't know where to begin when reviewing this movie.The beginning was poor, the middle worse and the less said about the end the better, depending which one you are talking about, there are three.We watched with with a group of mates and decided that the best way to approach the review is to list random comments, which is a perfect mirror of how this movie must have been constructed. Scenes were edited in a way to add suspense but instead just look like they gave up mid shot.The story was almost incomprehensible. The final 15 minutes had no relation to the previous 50.The camera (yes one) ranges in quality, some is basically iPhone footage that has been uploaded poorly to YouTube, downloaded and then burnt to DVD. The only part filmed in 'good' quality are the CG renders of the shark which are totally unneeded for the continuity of the film.'Acting' was so wooden I got splinter's in my eyes. 67 minutes, why does it feel like 67 days.This makes The Room look like Schindler's List.Many of the scenes are filmed so poorly, exterior shots have no usable audio.One scene has some of the worst ADR I have seen in a while.I saw the cover and wondered what this film was about. After watching I'm still wondering. The best effects on the DVD are the menu screen.There choice of actors led to come confusing scenes where one woman was either playing a 'child' or and 'adult with learning difficulties' that was seduced by the shark? The use if a question mark is intentional as i'm not quite sure what happened in the scene. How to you get attacked by a shark on a bridge above 2 foot of water? Probably the same way this DVD got a release, a deal with Satan. The film could could well have all the shark scenes cut and still make as much sense, if fact we wondered if it was soft core porn with all the sex removed.There is a baffling scene at a the end of the movie which was genre defining… that being plastic shark erotica. The over use of the zoom function on their cheap camera was jarring. The seasickness helped to reinforce the maritime theme of the movie.There are no continually errors in this film as there is no continuity. Continuity error implies that something made sense.In conclusion it is a 'good' movie to watch with a group of friends and rip the p**s out of every 14 seconds.If you feel this review is disjointed wait till you see this movie. :o)

Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10. Worst Movie I have seen so far.

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. And I apologize to sharks everywhere for this bastardization of them. It makes Sharknado and terrordactyl seem logical. This movie has some serious flaws and I only got 17.5 mins in. At least put t shark in the ocean and why I he girl mouth bleeding when she was bit in the leg. Have not experienced acting this bad since I was cast as servant number 3 in my highschool production of Hamlet. If you want to get revenge on someone make them watch this. Summoning demons doesn't even seem scary anymore. Classic scene though when the girl on the bench who says whatever and the other girl literally whatevers. Words cannot do this film justice for how atrocious it is. How do people get 300,000K budgets for these things? Buying two Lamborghini's and crashing them into one another without insurance would have been a better use for these funds. Next time whoever made this movie considers making another one please consider all the Starving children in the world a do the right thing with the money.