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Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre

Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (2009)

September. 04,2009
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4.8
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R
| Horror Comedy

An epic tale about a group of whale watchers, whose ship breaks down and they get picked up by a whale fisher vessel. The Fishbillies on the vessel has just gone bust, and everything goes out of control.

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TinsHeadline
2009/09/04

Touches You

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Derrick Gibbons
2009/09/05

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

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Allison Davies
2009/09/06

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

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Tymon Sutton
2009/09/07

The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.

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artpf
2009/09/08

Firstly, DO NOT believe the reviews that say this is a Texas Chainsaw rip off!There are marginal obtuse references to Chain, but this story is really unique in itself. And it's a powerhouse of a rendition. The Icelanders all seem to despise the "greenpeace" tourists who have turned their whaling days into wussie watching days.Not sure however why there is a undercurrent mention of the US, when most leftie greenpeace folks are not American! Nonetheless the good guy and the bad all seem to hate them.The whale watching boat can't find whales and comes upon another vessel after being disabled. This other crew promises to save the. It's then that the fun starts.It's a tensely directly film that commands your attention and the multiple languages spoken add a sense of realness. It's a relatively short running time of 1:23 but keeps your attention.There's a couple of out of place blips along the way that detract, but if you can over look them, you get a really fun ride.

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BA_Harrison
2009/09/09

Iceland's equivalent of Texas Chain Saw Massacre's Sawyer clan, a family of ex-whalers with a hatred of foreign tourists, 'rescue' a boatload of people from a disastrous whale-watching trip and subject them to a night of horror.Given the silliness of its title, a playful riff on Tobe Hooper's classic 70s shocker, Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre is clearly not intended to be taken very seriously—there's a delightfully dark streak of humour and a delicious sense of irony running through the entire film (such as the girl who unwisely goes off with a total stranger at the start of the film staying perfectly safe, whilst her more sensible friend winds up facing danger). Keep this in mind when watching, and the chances are that you'll have lots of fun with this film, Iceland's first splatter movie.Plotwise, the film is undeniably a bit random, with the action lurching all over the place like a ship in a storm, but even though certain aspects of the story are a little hard to fathom out (the ending still has me baffled), the sheer verve and insanity of the piece, combined with lots of well executed violence and some commendable performances from an international cast (Pihla Viitala's Annette makes for a likable heroine; and Gunnar Hansen is surprisingly good as Icelandic sea-dog Captain Pétur), should provide most fans of gory craziness with a solid hour and a half of bonkers entertainment.

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kobrakai1975
2009/09/10

After being huge fan of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre took an interest in this movie (the Title did it) especially considering the review splattered across the cover.. Yeah thanks Bizarre are you sure you were watching the same movie. The Opening is not too bad, spooky music and old footage of chopping up minke whales or whatever then cuts to present day usual set up young girls club etc.... Up until this point all seems the norm. It all goes pear shape when you meet the rest of the fodder (I wanted to press mute every time the french guy spoke) as previously said very cliché type mixture but the acting and dialogue is atrocious. The one interesting character (bleached blonde hair) vanishes never to be seen again. When they eventually end up stranded and rescued - NOT! by the Whalers and taken to the ship it all kicks off pretty quickly. Now this makes a welcome change but thats as far as it goes. You can see why they relate it to the TCM i.e Odd family weird shot away brother with squeaky voice but it just not on the same level. The Deaths are not up to scratch effects wise as you would of expected. Harpoon scene is by far the best and to be fair is actually a good scene. As the movie progresses the dialogue gets a lot worse (in case of the gay bloke he's more wooden than Pinocchio) and the blonde eye candy at the beginning start to get on your nerves ( poor dialogue ) and you end up begging them to get killed. In fact all the characters annoy you by the end if its not the dialogue, acting or plain stupidness ( you shout at the screen for Christ sake finish him lol ). Overall was disappointed with this movie as could of been much better and should of been. I know when a movie sucks when you wishing it to hurry up and finish plus your thinking what a load of balls.

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Reaper-of-Souls
2009/09/11

With only 4 reviews at this time, and 3 of those reviews being bad, I have to think that REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE is not getting enough praise for what it actually is... a different kind of slasher that is thoroughly entertaining to watch. Does it have its faults? Of course it does, but not enough to take away from the overall enjoyable experience of the film.One reviewer says the title is good, but the movie is bad. Honestly, I think it's the other way around. I was expecting to be let down by this one because of the title. Another thing... not sure why this is being compared to THE Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE. It is nothing like it, not even remotely close. I can only guess that it's because "massacre" is in the title? And it is NOT a comedy as one reviewer suggested.In closing, I must say that I highly recommend this film to anyone that is a fan of slasher films, and most other horror films as well. There are some interesting death scenes with pretty good gore. The acting is overall decent. The setting is used very well to the film's advantage. It's not TCM and wasn't meant to be. Take it for what it is: A different, yet welcome, kind of slasher. A solid 6 out of 10. Watch it!

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