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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

January. 25,2013
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6.1
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R
| Fantasy Horror Action
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After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell-bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.

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TinsHeadline
2013/01/25

Touches You

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ThiefHott
2013/01/26

Too much of everything

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GamerTab
2013/01/27

That was an excellent one.

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Steineded
2013/01/28

How sad is this?

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Master FX Master ZX
2013/01/29

To be fair I knew from the beginning that this was going to be a stupid movie. I only bought it because i found it cheap and had a slipcover and i´m a Renner fan.Oh Boy! where should i start?Ok, the two main leads are terrible written. They supposed to these bad ass witch hunters who had been in the business for years. And yet they don´t know that witches camouflage, that there are white ones, that they change form o can be pretty. They get their asses beaten for most of the movie and create more damage than good. They also have zero development or at least a personality. The supporting cast is even more deplorable, no characters just tokens for bad guys, sidekicks, witches and that's it.The visuals are abysmal! with awful makeup and costume design, obvious green screen and CGI, not to mention the overuse of gore for no reason. The acting also doesn't help, Gemma Arterton is just bad actress, interestingly I haven't seen her in a "mayor" hollywood movie scene. Jansen is on her worst and Renner is here to get a paycheck.There is also a weird scene where they edit the bad guys beating up the heroine and treating to rape her meanwhile Renner has a awkward sex scene with the sexy witch, she shows her ass (but they don't show his btw) and they make out again for no reason.Do i forgot to mention the weird "romance" between the heroine and the orgeish creature?But all of that could be forgettable if this was stupid fun but no, it's boring and frustrating bad.

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Jadey N.
2013/01/30

As a child, I always had this one simple dream. For someone to create a movie set in times of the dirty stupid peasant folk and scary woods full of witches and of course, sexy witch hunters. Every little kid's dream. Heck yes. Here it is. Just gore and fun. This film is ridiculous and has it all. Hansel has diabetes (brilliant idea), there's always funny dialogue. There are some kick- ass weapons and fight scenes, there's even a machine gun in one of them! Gemma Arteron is just sexy, even more attractive in this than any of her previous films; Sands of Time, Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans, Byzantium...you get the point. How can you hate on a film where any hot actress is in tight black leather? My dream came true. But is there a sequel? Still waiting. Can we have Jeremy Renner in tighter leather next time? Or is that just a Hawkeye thing? Maybe even have a female love interest for Gretel? Times have changed!

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Kirpianuscus
2013/01/31

it is part of a tend. precise target, technology as tool for recreate a new/modern version of a classic fairy tale, fight scenes and dark secrets, challenges and the link between good heroes. magic and fragments of legends and the original story as pretext. nothing new. or touching. a decent work. impressive for the same details like many other movies from the same genre. seductive for small crumbs. good manner to resurrect myths. and Renner in the right clothes of hero. the victims are the masters of justice and the old witch is so vulnerable behind her tricks. so, a nice film. for teenagers and for the fans of genre.

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chaos-rampant
2013/02/01

Cinema is the art of adopting points of view and this one is unrelentingly poor in that way. Actors walk onto a figurative stage, mouthing off crucial lines about where we are in the plot, everything wooden. The story is trivial anyhow, the characters of the fairytale have grown up to be witch hunters in the vein of the action hero where they sling guns over shoulders and sashay in leather pants.Which means that it's exactly what it looks like it was going to be from the cover, an action movie adopting the skin of dark fantasy, much like Van Helsing, with medieval backdrops and gnarly monsters.Choppy so long as there's a plot where we must pretend that characters are facing odds that have some nailbiting significance, they're not really, even when shot or abducted. All that carries about as much gravity and surprise as watching someone pour cookie dough in a mold, biting our nails about whether or not a baked cookie is going to come out on the other end.On the upside it moves fast and leaves a trail of splatter. When we no longer have to bother with plot, we get a nice showdown up in the woods where a coven of witches is about to perform the climactic ceremony that night. The witches look rotten and ugly and there's a variety of them, the heroes plow and mow through them with guns and knives.

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