Naked (2000)

Simply Perfect

hyped garbage

Absolutely Fantastic

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

I think this movie was made by CFNM enthusiasts. If someone does not know yet it's Clothed Female Nude Male fetish. The name is self-explanatory. Totally nude guys are being seen or more by clothed women. There are tons of such scenes in this Swedish movie. Plus practically all male leads got naked. Such scenes will be more popular in coming years. More male nudity, funny or not, not in sex scenes, rather in embarrassing for men situations. Something like Jackass but where there are always girls around to have fun and feel more superior (because they're clothed, that's it.) So if CFNM is your fetish, watch this. If you are a girl, watch this. If you are looking for that type of the comedy, re-watch Groundhog Day.

OK, here I am, sitting in a bus on my way to I19 Boden, as one of those chaps that gets drafted each year in Sweden to be trained in combat in case of war...The bus ride is 8,5 hours long so a movie is welcomed as time-distraction. I am a movie-going bastard, its my favorite hobby...Then the movie starts. A guy is having a bachelor-party, his "friends" drag him, while past out, into an elevator, puts a condom in his ass and leaves him there. He wakes up pulls out his condom, and tries to get to the wedding naked. OK, did you get that? No worries. This filmmakers decided that he would suddenly wake up in that elevator again, and again, and again, and again, and gain, and again ad infinitum(I lost interest after the first few) and again and again... after the first 20 or so minutes of this movie, I was ready to scream. And guess what? he wakes up again (you beginning to see a pattern here?) after 45 minutes I was shielding my eyes and covering my ears... "please make it stop! I'll do anything... anything... just make it stop!!!" I now understand how Alex in A Clockwork Orange must have felt while undergoing his treatment... this is psychological warfare at it's worst.To top it off, the film-making, screen writing and acting skills is of a zero-budget Bulgarian hardcore porno, without any sexual intent whatsoever, shot with the cheapest possible video-camera as the only equipment.I am therefore confused about some of the ratings... was I even watching the same movie as them? I don't know.I never want to see this film again, period.Oh, that's right. I checked the spoiler-warning-check-box. OK, he gets the girl in the end. But I didn't care by then. I wanted to take the video out and burn it to ashes and then... do something very obscene on it just to let off my steam. This was almost a year ago, and just the thought of this still makes my blood boil. I still love movies of almost any kind, mind you.

Sometimes one wonders what's ****ing wrong with people, just check some of the other people's reviews of this poor excuse for a movie. They actually liked it, but they're probably the same people who rents movies starring Denis Rodman. On too the movie, even though there's nothing to really say, the story sucks, the actors can't act they're way out of a subway cart and the shooting and directing is plain bad, bad, bad. Sure, it stars a bunch of swedish celebrity cameos but since did that make a good picture. The people involved in this mess should be banned from making movies forever. Period.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read the comments on "Naken." They were VERY positive. Then I realised that they must be written by the filmmakers themselves and friends to the filmmakers. I happened to see this turd for movie... and comparing it to "Groundhog Day" is nothing but a sin. I don't feel like writing an extended review on the film... because I feel that it would be a waste of time. If you want to see a high-quality Swedish comedy... watch "Vuxna människor" and "Adam & Eva"... if you have already seen those... then I don't know what you should see... nothing Swedish anyway.