Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

The Worst Film Ever

Pretty Good

One of my all time favorites.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

I didn't bother going to see this movie because I was told it's a load of crap and people walked out half way though the movie it was that bad. I was thinking to buy this movie on DVD but thought what's the point I will be wasting my money and I was right. When this movie came on the TV I taped it and watched it later on and what a load of crap and I thought everyone was right. Note to Keith Lemon don't make another movie just stick to Celebrity Juice and Through The Key Hole. I doubt this movie did very well at the box office but again people might of got caught out and money wasted. I wonder if Keith will look back on this movie and think okay that movie is a load of crap.

Where do I start, seriously. I love Celebrity Juice and also Lemon Da Vida Loca was quite good, so I really did have high expectation about this film. The trailer looked rubbish anyway but I just seen the film was on Netflix so thought "why not" .. Well, here's why not. I probably only watched about 10 minutes of this complete pile of rubbish. To me it seemed like Leigh Francis and most of the other film crew just got completely mashed on Cocaine, went full-on crazy, hired loads of random celebrities and made a film. Random celebrities throughout, terrible acting, characters from Bo Selecta making random entrances, Random off-point quotes that didn't even fit in to the scene or conversation. I seriously cannot believe how wrong they went with this film. I kind of want to carry on watching to see what happens, but I just cannot bring myself to do it. The amount of bad user ratings really don't surprise me here. Complete rubbish.

Well for a start, ignore the bad reviews. Some people just need to get a bloody sense of humor! I'm gonna keep this blunt...Funniest film of 2012. Easily.-It's rude as hell! Mind you, what do you expect from Leigh Francis?+ His portray of Keith Lemon is sensational, it's such a funny film... God! And increasingly shocking. Jesus! He's a rude man. People had shear doubt's of this film because of all the idiots on IMDb saying how shocking it was, but trust me when I say this. It's absolutely hilarious. I promise you, if you like Keith Lemon, Bo'Selecta! A' Bears Tale & all Leigh's Characters, you're gonna bloody love this film! Trust me when I say this, 2012'S BEST MOVIE. If not, this is the best film to ever come out of the British Film Industry and all them moaning posh folk... Go get yourself a frigging sense of humor for goodness sakes?

Keith Lemon is a bouffanted, spray-tanned medallion man buffoon with delusionally inflated ideas about his own talents, looks, and qualities in general. He is a North of England businessman down in London for an inventor's convention, leaving behind his girlfriend Rosie and friend Dougie in charge. For reasons beyond my ability to explain rationally, he becomes a huge success but, in the process, loses the decent values he once had...Keith Lemon is the latest persona adopted by comedy artist Leigh Francis (following TV success with Bo Selecta and Arvis Merrion, neither of which I could stand, and both of which make cameos in this movie together with a host of minor British celebrities). Lemon is a well-conceived, if broad, character, and well able to sustain a feature film.But let's be up-front here - this film is crass, tasteless, both smutty and rude, obvious, full of bad language, witless sex talk, and almost entirely lacking in moral fibre. It is prurient, infantile, and preposterous. Kelly Brook, game for anything, sends herself up in a performance of teeth clenching embarrassment. The story is idiotic, and anything (and everything) are valid targets for the humour, no matter how politically incorrect (which actually scores it a point as far as I'm concerned).Watching it is a bit like watching a car crash. But in some respects, it is a moderately entertaining car crash. I laughed fairly often (but never felt proud of doing so!).Non-English viewers may well have trouble with some of the accents in this movie, and would benefit from subtitles.