Piranha 3D (2010)

One of my all time favorites.

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. Piranha 3D is a film that knows exactly what it is and that's good to say the least right? It's not some oscar worthy masterpiece likes Jaws but it's no Jaws IV: The Revenge and it's quite fun if you really don't take it seriously. The acting was ok but then again you shouldn't expect anything more and the cgi pretty passable. There's also a sequel called Piranha 3DD but i would suggest not to even see it cause it sucked big time and it was not as good as this. (7/10)

It's a shame they didn't shoot in native 3D. The conversion introduces annoying artifacts but it's still worth watching in 3D to add to the insanity. Definitely the best piranha movie. Nude 3D swimming. It's an assault on the senses in a good way. The characters are vulgar and interesting, the pace fast and fun, the gore so ridiculous it was very entertaining.

Here it is!!! the big one. the best horror/comedy, disaster movie made since the '90s to now.The reasons why it's the best horror/comedy, disaster movie made since the '90s to now is: 1. it's fast paced(there's not a slow or dull moment in it). 2. it has an easy to digest and understand plot that you know within 10 minutes into the movie. 3. it knows and follows the simple formula of a classic horror disaster movie perfectly. also it never deviates into some kind of movie it's not. it stays true to the kind of movie it is. 4. it doesn't have any unneeded scenes, lines of dialogue, or subplots that also don't have impact in a movie like this. 5. it has the best and most realistic make-up and special effects work that really make the carnage realistic, hard hitting, disturbing, scary, and suspenseful. 6. the directing is perfect in how it puts you right there in the action. the camera work is set up to give you the most impact and give you a sense of realism and paranoia and claustrophobia when the piranhas start biting people and tearing their bodies apart. 7. the writing is good with the characters dialogue. it has clever, creative, and unexpected and surprising dialogue. the acting is good and perfect for the kind of movie this is.there's really nothing to say about what this movie is about. it's pretty self explanatory and obvious once the movie starts what this movie is about. it's about prehistoric killer piranhas that get created from an underwater earthquake.the film's unabashed fun is what really sets this film apart from all the other disaster horror movies since the beginning of the '90s to now. this film is a balls to wall, high energy, completely uninhibited blast. it has all the qualities that made '70s and '80s drive-in movies so much fun. i'm talking about high octane action, cool and fun characters, a lot of female nudity, and great thrilling and suspenseful action scenes.this film is such a glorious throwback and the best example of a film which is a no frills, '70s and '80s drive-in, b and exploitation movie tribute.the reason why it deserves 10 out of 10 stars on the rating scale is it's as good as it could have been and everything the filmmakers set out to accomplish they accomplished.

Well this was exactly what it was meant to be; buckets of blood, hilarious deaths and naked boobies abound in a great B horror flick. The calibre of the actors in this did surprise me though, Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd and Richard Dreyfuss who reprises his awesome 'Jaws' (Quincy) scene.This was just a ton of fun, one of those "so bad its good" movies. In this case though the movie knows its bad and plays it up, mocking itself and B monster movies in general. Which helps in making it kind of a good movie.Spring Break hits sleepy Lake Victoria, along with 50,000 young revellers and a new type of terror; schools of prehistoric man-eating fish. Super fun 03.13