In Search of the Titanic (2004)

Wonderful Movie

everything you have heard about this movie is true.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

This movie made me feel like I had the flu at Red Lobster. This is an abomination, the animation is crude, the voice acting is terrible, the story line was illogical, and the talking spring fish with the Broad Way Techno Music was more than an abomination, I felt nauses at the sight of the musical number. The whole series was a failure, being a complete slap in the face to anyone who dies aboard The HMS Titanic. Somehow the director who I am assuming was either drunk or high came up with this crazy story that somehow everyone AND I MEAN Everyone survived the worst passenger ship disaster in history. The story begins with a research vessel lowering a byth-something into the water honestly I cant remember what the heck its called however I do know that this thing was invented in 1925 but this movie takes place in WWI which means this whole scenario is inaccurate. The point is, its a submarine of some sorts that is tethered to the surface via ropes and air tubes. It involves the characters from the last movie but all with different voice actors. For some reason a rapping shark hates the color yellow which is why he cuts the tethers to the sub thing, they all suffocate and pass out, which would have been the end of it, but some stupid massive dog octopus thing, the size of an oil platform cant get the sub from getting back to the surface because reasons, but it attracts the attention of some Atlatians who cant mind their own business, and unfortunately save the characters who aren't memorable enough to remember the names. They take them to Atlantis and give them elixirs so they can live forever, bla bla bla, whatever. And then the spring fish gives the a musical number in a ball room full of life size living toys with techno music and CLASSICAL MUSIC. It was so bad I think they just gave up. I also think this is what the Italians think we Americans are into, trashy techno. And for some reason there is a battle with the life sized living toys and some whaling dudes from the last movie or something. And then for some reason WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO FINDING THE TITANIC it is not broken in half even though it did in the last movies. And another musical number, and the movie ends. There is probably some explanation for how bad this movie was, maybe it was a test for some subliminal torture being tested on us by a neo-fascist group trying to overthrow the government. OH YEAH the rapping shark scene.

In Search of the Titanic or Tentaclino.Intro:The most important thing about this film Titanic: The Legend Goes On and The Legend of the Titanic is that they are all really terrible animated movies. But luckily I have to review only one of them. Yes folks I'm here to talk about the one with a rapping shark! So how bad could this animated feature be? Well let's just get it over with.Story:There are a million reasons why all the story for the flick is awful and predictable and unoriginal. Here are 3 examples 1: The movie has written horribly. 2: The plot is disastrous. And 3: The rest is just destructive. And yet there is no plot summary i should give this time. Definitely not my kind of story I have looked for in an animated movie. 1/10Animation:You guys should be following what I need to warn you right now. THE ANIMATION IS TOXIC AND DISRUPTING! And The film looks so ugly that I can't take it so much. It's a Deathtrap full of brain- damaging visuals! Also IT IS POSIONOUS! Please. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM IT! Heheheha. You have been warned. 1/10Characters:OMG. All the Characters are most abusive and unimportant. And yes even a rapping shark named Cleatus is annoying me. Ugh! Would somebody please make that stop? Apparently the Characters of this film are unsettling. I mean come on. They are abominable at best. What could go wrong? They are also unfunny. I did not want these characters to exist again. 1/10Concluison:I have had no choice but to never watch this satanic creature of an animated film again. In Seacrh of the Titanic is by far one of the worst movies in all of animation history. With a disastrous story, toxic and disrupting and poisonous animation and all the characters that are still abominable at best it's one of the animated movies you just gotta stay away from! And remember to follow my warning about it's animation. I do not this film to anyone especially those are fans of the James Cameron version. Believe me when i say it's too venomous for me to watch. But I think it's time to throw it away folks. I'm giving this poisonous venomous disrupting and satanic piece of animation crud 1 sinking titanic out of 10. You know what fellows? All I can say is Everyone will die if they don't follow my warning. Screw this movie to freaking heck! Now if you will excuse me I need to prepare myself to fight against all the Italians because they will all eventually see this review and hunt me down. My rating 1/10

First, I watched this movie expecting a rapping dog and Mexican mice. I was deeply disappointed to find that those were in that other animated Titanic movie. This movie has taught me several things.First and foremost, I wish to be committed to an asylum.Secondly, skipping through half of the movie was still too painful to watch.Third, a squirrel like krakan was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic by launching an iceberg, which was found on the bottom of the ocean, at the boat. Fourth, my brain cell count has been reduced, significantly I might add.Fifth, I can connect electrical currents through my facial hair, be electrocuted, and then survive minutes later. Sixth, I have made it my personal mission to annihilate anyone mentioned in these credits, which are incredibly slow.Seventh, animals can talk to humans.Eighth, a grown man can be knocked down a hallway and into a laundry room by a soccerball the size of a pea.Ninth, this movie doesn't deserve the space it takes up on my hard drive.Tenth, the historical accuracy is spot on.

This is not as bad as Titanic:The Animated Movie(or The Legend Goes On), but it is worse than its predecessor Legend of the Titanic, which is also really bad. In Search of the Titanic does have a rapping shark which is even more disturbing and anachronistic than the rapping dog, and it was such an embarrassing scene in every way, but that is not the only problem the film has.The animation is sloppy with washed out colours and backgrounds, flat character designs and all-over-the-place editing, and the music is both awful and forgettable and completely took me out of the period. The dialogue is just horrid, I have actually got a headache from banging my head on the wall over 100 times, while the story is rushed(again not helped by its scant length), predictable with some insulting(to the intelligence) scenes such as everyone surviving which took away from any poignancy or accuracy. The dubbing is abysmal, the voice work is wooden once again and the characters are stereotypical and devoid of any sympathy or likability.All in all, really poor and problematic, and like its predecessor and Titanic:The Animated Movie I had my intelligence insulted again. 1/10 Bethany Cox