Shut Up and Kiss Me! (2004)

Thanks for the memories!

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties. It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

First off I guess this is a comedy. Which is odd because it is not funny at all. The writing is unoriginal and boring. The Chars are nothing new and their AWFULLL ,AWFULL acting made me sick. I can't believe people gave it a 10, Must be family of the makers of this train wreck of a movie. Anyone who enjoyed this knows nothing about film. This is just another crap movie in a pile of crap that is this genre of movies. There is nothing romantic or funny here at all The fake mob chars are enough to make you sick.Shut up and Kiss has to be the worst title I have ever heard next to Snakes on a Plane. I wish could have my time back from this mess, There is nothing clever, witty, funny, or good in this waste of space. ECK!

I'd rather watch paint dry than this movie. It is a comedy that never should have been made...for the simple reason that it isn't even remotely funny. The dialog is amateur. The characters dull, uninteresting, and the type of people you wouldn't want to spend ten seconds with. I can only suspect that the previously positive posted review of this film was posted by the film's producer or director!!! No one with any degree of intelligence would find anything to be amused by in this train wreck of a film. Save yourself the rental fee, and the experience of a 100 minute comedy without a laugh or even a gentle smile in it. Everyone involved with this embarrassment should be prevented from making other films. I purchased the movie used from a local rental shop, and it obviously won't be missed from their rental rack. The movie's stars (Christopher Barnes, Brad Rowe, Kristin Richardson and Burt Young) all look embarrassed and bored.

Very few movies are a romantic comedy as well as an action-packed buddy movie. It was shot in and around South Florida and shows us some of the prettiest scenery of any movie I have seen in a while. The gags come one right after the other. But it's the minor characters that steal the show here! Pay close attention to the "Smiley" character (he rarely smiles). This is the writer's first movie and a low-budget independent film at that, but you wouldn't know it from the screen. Between the writing, the directing and the cast of characters (Frank Bonner is in this!!) this movie will have you laughing from start to finish. This really is the sleeper movie of the year!

I caught 'Shut Up & Kiss Me' at the premiere in Washington, D.C. For fans of Young, Quirky, Fast-paced Romantic Comedies-- Fans will LOVE this movie ! It moves Sooo fast, and the characters are believable too; sometimes it feels like it could be reality. I remember Christopher Daniel Barnes from both movie versions of The Brady Brunch-- I'm trying to figure where I know Kristin Richarsdson from-- Anyone Know ?? The film was shot entirely in Miami-- I enjoyed seeing some sites because I've vacationed down there with my family for the last 16 years. Were any others online at the D.C. screening ? Hope release is soon in theaters .