Sexual Matrix (2000)

Wonderful Movie

Absolutely Brilliant!

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* "Sexual Matrix" is about a matrix that is sexual. A horny professor decides to ask his students all about their sexual fantasies. Of course he does. So while they're describing their wildest dreams, he plugs them into his matrix machine and it lets them live out their fantasies. It seems so real! Mia Zottoli shows up to assist the professor in his quest to know what turns the whole campus on.I rented "Sexual Matrix" as part of my quest to see every Mia Zottoli movie ever made. Unfortunately, this flick was made before she became busty Ava Lake. There was less of her to love. As a Zottoli flick, "Sexual Matrix" was disappointing. Her only sex scene is at the end. She's on some cheap futuristic set that looks like it came right out of "Tron". The camera spins around the action until the viewer gets nauseous. Suffice to say, "Sexual Matrix" is not a must see for Zottoli fans.As a skin flick, "Sexual Matrix" is fair. It really doesn't try to be much of a movie. It goes something like this: Student walks in, starts talking about sex, their fantasies power up the matrix and a sex scene follows. That's it. There were some fair scenes but none really stand out. "Sexual Matrix" doesn't need to be seen but it won't kill you if you wind up watching it. I mean, it's got a little Mia Zottoli action so it can't be all bad.

Good grief. Someone *paid* actual *money* to make this?If you want to watch people having sex, buy a porn movie, and be prepared to put up with lousy acting, ghastly dialog, and a plot (if any) that a two year old wrote. This is utterly bizarre. Lousy acting, ghastly dialog, a plot a two year old would have eschewed... and lousy sex. OK, someone wanted to make it, someone put up a budget, all this I understand. What I don't understand is - why is it on my TV screen? (Except it isn't - I can surely find a channel with something better on. Even if it's white noise.) Click

I could have probably enjoyed this movie, but the noise that came from my 20 MEG (not GIG) hard drive from 1983 that they found in the dump and decided to record to make this a "computer" movie drove me right up the wall.

A cinemax soft core film that is pretty erotic. It's based on the virtual reality notion found in quite a few movies today, both mainstream (The Matrix, Strange Days) and soft core (Virtual Reality and Virtual Reality 2), A professor devises a VR machine that gets at the sexual fantasies of various people and we see them played out on the device.The actress, played by a woman named Mia (Stacy Lovejoy in the film) who portrays his assistant is quite hot. Too bad she doesn't appear in other