Dead Boyz Don't Scream (2006)

best movie i've ever seen.

Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Just a bad, bad, bad movie and worst of all (although probably done by gays for a gay audience) essentially homophobic! The only gay characters (apart from the lesbian couple) are those blond, obviously a bit retarded ("they act as if their parents met at a family reunion") brothers(!), who almost kiss each other before they get killed. While those hunks on the DVD-cover who sell the DVD are introduced as straight guys, who rape the future killer (supposedly a man-to-woman transsexual but played by a woman - why?) to get the story in motion. Bad acting and bad story. Not witty (or scary) at any moment. The only ones who might enjoy part of this movie are those closeted gay guys who buy "men's exercise" pretending they actually find the fitness tips useful when they are really lusting after the pretty always half naked models. But be advised: some men just look better when you don't have to see them move or talk!

yes, this movie was just laughable. Lets not even start with the poor acting, but with the hilarious scenario. Come on, apart from the sister-being-a-brother thing that came out of nowhere, let's just say that the identity of the murderer is pretty obvious...sure we wonder why the sister/brother would kill everybody not just the rapists, so that's when this legendary line comes in "let's just say that killing can become addictive"... Nah, this was laughable.Now to the actors, who are, once again, laughable. Starting with..well..all of them, saying their acting is poor is an understatement. Hell, my cat could act better than them. One particular thing that made me laugh was the "chain-smoker" who doesn't even know how to smoke..how hard is it to try? that's the thing about this movie, they didn't even try. Yes, with all this awful acting and scenario i wondered if maybe, maybe, this movie wasn't a parody or anything close to satirical.But, no, once again, it's not. I have to admit that i laughed with (not at) the movie once...and at the lamest of jokes at that (van Dyke for a lesbian...). And yet i sat through it, watched it all, and why? because i read a couple good critics here...so i kept hoping that maybe there was a reason for these good critics.Once again, no...Just look at the title of my post, this movie is a joke and a waste of time, unless you want to look at overly muscular guys for 1.15 hours.And even if you do, you'd better go watch porn, because it would have better acting in it. Heck i even registered on the site to comment this movie. Well then, i'm out.

There is a really exceptional film here. Lots of fun and lots of twists and turns - most of which are not predictable. The pace of the film is crisp and the comedy timing is fast and real. It literally rolls like a roller coaster through beautiful scenery. Mark Aaron is indeed one of the more potent and watchable of the actors. He is truly an interesting individual in his role here. His talents and moves are a stand-out even in this whole super handsome and talented ensemble of new young actors. I sincerely hope we see meatier roles for Mark Aaron in the future with this director. Bravo to the filmmaker on a solid story line, fine casting, and pristine scenery. Let's see more of this genre of movie from him. This is a keeper of a movie to watch over and over. It brightens and shines every time.

This was one hot, fun movie. If you had told me someone was going to cross the hottest male models/actors with a campy and SCARY horror flick, I would have had serious doubts. But Dead Boyz delivers, with fast paced action, hot bods and a good tongue in cheek sense of humor. Particularly interesting was Victoria Redstall as the feisty Hollywood power broker who represents the beefcake of the film. Particular kudos to Aaron Mark and Ewan French as the hilarious and very sexy Pudl twins. It's rare that a independent film company exhibits this level of Hollywood production values and still retains a level of artistic integrity. Round this off with a bevy of hot boys and good sense of humor and you have a film guaranteed to terrify, titillate and terrifically entertain.