Airline Disaster (2010)

Simply Perfect

i must have seen a different film!!

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

That will be the day! I had to stop and rewind to make sure I heard the aide tell Madame President that the First Lady was safe. Way cool :) I love cheesy movies, so I was hoping to get a few laughs from this one and I wasn't disappointed. It wasn't as bad/funny as "Air Collision" which I watched previously this week. If you love bad movies and liked this one, you MUST see "Air Collision." It makes this movie look like an Oscar winner and they both have similar plots.Possible spoilers? (As if anything could spoil this movie more) ***Some of my favorite parts have already been mentioned : The pilot calling his plane "a big beautiful whale," the air marshal who can't shoot straight, the undamaged Washington monument etc., but I have a few gems to add to the list.Near the end of the movie the guy with the spiked hair can't help smiling/laughing at the end of one scene. Watch for it in the background.The head FBI agent looks like he is on speed or something with those big wide eyes.The same shot of the passengers is used about five times during one section of the movie. The man in the front is making a hilarious face. The passengers never made a sound until the last 30 minutes, then they screamed their heads off. Possible explanation could be that they were afraid to scream when the hijackers were still alive, but it still seemed funny.Someone mentioned before about the girl that stops and turns around to look at the impending destruction behind her. That was good for a laugh. Every one else is running for their lives and she just stops to check out what is going on behind her. Meredith Baxter says the f-word, which was interesting. Nobody else said it during the whole crisis. I think that pilot would have been dropping f bombs every other word in real life.Perhaps the funniest thing was the band-aids all the bad guys wore to cover up their teardrop tattoos. Nobody noticed that 9 people came aboard with a band-aid in the exact same place on their faces? Ever heard of make-up? And did you notice the head bad guy was the only one who didn't have the tattoo?In summary, the movie was bad, but nowhere near the worst movie I have ever seen. Bad enough that I enjoyed it though!

This is a complete disaster of a movie. I think American soap operas are more tolerating than this. Terrible direction, terrible acting, terrible script, terrible action. OMFG the president is hilarious!! She doesn't know a sh*t about acting. And the FBI agent is one horrible idiot. She doesn't know even basic acting. I don't understand how the American film board even approved this movie to be released. Best part of the movie is they will fly rite over the white house and land in a river and guess what the plane is total water proof even after losing engine and what not. Another hilarious thing is shooting the plane using a 5 Mega watt lazer! Instead of shooting the plane, they shoot a F16! I can't stop cribbing about the movie. Its a perfect example of how not to do a movie.

To be honest, I kept checking the date to confirm its 2010 and not 1980. I mean, a producer actually produced this in this time and age?! Ten minutes into the movie, i was ready to eject the movie coz i did not want to lose one and a half hours of my life on such crap, but i got curious on finding out how worse the movie could get. Some parts were so bad, I was actually laughing out loud!(Pun intended). Seriously, a trained air marshal that cant shoot straight at 4 feet? A laser with one foot precision misses by 70 feet? Aborting to crash land a plane but opting to shoot it down? A wing that hits many obstacles without damage, but an exploding door pops off an engine?!? I could name a thousand but let me stop here.Im fully convinced that this was actually a mockery to airline disaster movies. I must commend these guys for being right on target.Avoid this like plague. Unless you got the same inspiration that i had.

Geez what a bunch of whiners here on IMDb. Big deal, yea - it's low budget, so what? Once you accept and understand that you can enjoy it for what it is - a fun little action adventure romp. Lindsey McKeon was pretty good (and very, very hot by the way) and the bad guys were menacing, especially Geoff Meed. I hope Asylum casts both of them more often. Actually - all the actors were very strong in this one. Was great to see Meredith Baxter again. I thought she did a great job playing the president and was a lot of fun to watch. The story was tight, music awesome and special effects told the story they needed to tell. The Asylum films that don't take themselves seriously (Megashark, MegaPiranha) are sometimes the most fun. But this one, while being a pretty straight forward action/adventure, was enjoyable as well. The scenes of destruction in DC at the end were a hoot. All in all I enjoyed it.(Sorry if this offends anyone!)