Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

I figure this was suppose to be a grind house type film, based on the obvious similar soundtrack to Tarantino's 'Grindhouse', and various scenes throughout the film. Yes NNWBG was a low budget feature, but what a feature it was. A cheap, sleazy, smack to the senses. TONS of gratuitous nudity and violence throughout. NNWBG is a film about, a group of nuns who work for the church as packers and mules for a small drug cartel or in this case a Mexican motorcycle gang. Asun Ortega stars as our main protagonist, who for reasons unknown steals a brick of coke from the gang during a run with other nuns. This is quickly discovered and Ortega is shot on the spot, but survives, she is then used and abused and shot full of drugs on a daily basis. Ortega then believes she has been told by God she must be his avenger and kill all who sin, and believe me she kills em all without mercy. Head shot aplenty! This film is definitely not for the kids so keep them away...far away. There's also a few rapes in this film, with one suggesting that one of the victims was underage, being that she was raped in front of her mother and later the suggested teen is passed off (nude) to a lower level gang member, so if this sort of thing bothers you, steer clear of this film. I enjoyed this film for what is was and for what it clearly set out to be. I'm nowhere near shallow, I've seen and love many films, such as 'Terms of endearment, Oldboy (the original),and recently The Revenant'. But Nude Nuns With Big Guns I see as one of those guilty pleasure type movies and I can't wait for a sequel! Side note: Asun Ortega has one of the best butts you'll ever see......OK, now you can say I'm shallow lol.

Like DEAR GOD NO!, NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS is a wannabe grindhouse movie that supposedly taps in on the new-found public appetite for cheesy, trashy, violent exploitation films which hark back to the 1970s. I'm not sure there is really such an appetite, and if there is there won't be for long seeing how these films tend to be really, really terrible.The first thing I noticed about this film is that it's an amateur production throughout, with terrible technical qualities and a virtually non-existent; one of those films where it feels like they were making it up as they went along. The second thing I noticed is that the entire soundtrack rips off the music from PLANET TERROR, specifically the opening scene music playing while Rose McGowan is pole dancing.The majority of the film is padded out with needless unpleasantness, like a scene where an elderly nun is raped by a black muscle guy. The only point of such moments is to outrage the viewer, but they just feel stupid. There are a couple of shooting and gore scenes but this is far from the action thriller it would have you believe it is. Instead much of the running time is padded out with copious nudity and lesbian sex scenes involving skanky-looking characters. It's a horrible viewing experience.

If you like Italian western films, or Clint Eastwood's one, go straight to 1:09:50 - 1:15:00. It is brilliant! A romantic scene with a wonderful music in a trash movie.This scene reminds me of Sergio Leone's "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" with the music of the Ennio Morricone.It is like a video clip, most very good songs are from The Clinton Johnson Band (ex: Every Car Behind Me Is A Cop), an unknown band, and there is no other information from the others, that I would like to know.These guys have no money or resources, see how their website is at http://www.nudenunswithbigguns.com and the productions trailers. But they have plenty of talent, something lacking in many expensive films of Hollywood's.

There is a review of this film by okaaay, Don't believe what you read because this Golden Turkey is just not that good. I actually watch bad films on purpose and can usually be entertained by them. But not this one. Worst acting I have ever seen. Very stupid story line. Drugged and brainwashed nun get a message from the man upstairs after getting wounded. She is told to take revenge on the corrupted clergy that used and abused her. She has amazingly good aim, every kill shot is a head shot. So many head shots that it actually becomes boring. Even as I write this an friend of mine is watching the DVD. I told her I would tell her what I think after she sees it. I know she is going to be mad that I did not warn her, but I just did not want to influence her opinion of this trash.