Mercenaries (2014)

Good concept, poorly executed.

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

It's Plan Nine from Herzegovina.Maybe Balkan Gargoyles?No, no... It's Mant!Imagine the very worst movie you've ever seen - maybe Victor Mature's One Million BC. Then imagine ol' Vic in drag.Sure, there've been worse. Probably Bollywood or Bulgarian. I've missed those, though.Merc's could have been enhanced without stress on the plot if the entire cast were nude. Imagine a president's daughter kidnapped by militant naturists and having R Crumb's lesbian pirates tasked to the recovery.Don't miss it!

I can Condone the classic series of events and the very expected story-line but what i cant stand is the shooting and the graphics the blood are so fake and the explosions are almost all graphic (looks like the producer didn't want to spend for a couple of cars to explode).I don't know why when we have the best group of actresses and a good scenario why the hell they ruin the movie up. too disappointing from actresses played in great movies as Brigitte Nielsen at cobra 1986 and Jasmine Dubrow in independence day 1996.also the script are very bad. the president daughter what the hell she was doing alone in such country.

Too bad someone didn't want to spend more time on the script of this film. The whole idea is similar to The Expendables, where an ad-hoc team of dangerous females is sent to save the president's daughter from a female warlord... by a CIA female agent. Oh yeah, it is that kind of movie where everything is from a recipe and they changed salt with sugar and called it new.Anyway, there was a lot of potential in the movie. Instead of going in hot, they had to charm their way in and by that I don't mean the usual woman ways from movies, because the warlord was a woman, too. So just from this little detail the plot was a little bit more interesting than the usual action flick. Also the actresses, even if they are far from acting prodigies, are kind of known and capable. Zoe Bell was Xena's stunt double, and then there are Vivica Fox, Brigitte Nielsen and Kristanna Loken for crying out loud. I was amazed that Mona was Cynthia Rothrock. I didn't recognize her and she has only one fighting scene when she kicks Vivica's behind.Alas, all the potential was in vain. The script was ridiculous, the direction criminal and the extras I don't think they were even actors. I am pretty sure they shot the same guy to death at least two times. The budget must have been insignificant, but that is really no excuse.I admit, I know little about the movie industry, but I cannot understand how the things that cost the most are the one that are done best, while the things that only require some interest, some personal effort, do not. Was it really more difficult to write some good lines, sketch a few good scenes, than to prepare and execute shooting scenes, explosions, flying and landing planes, etc?

LOL ... i nominate this movie for the best worst movie of 2014. the acting is awful. the dialog is abysmal. the script is worse than you can possibly imagine. well, duh, it's asylum, right?but i liked it lol. lots of good laughs, some hot chic-fu, and the chance to see Birgitte Nielsen in another epicfail performance. (you would think that after all these years that she would have learned some basic acting skills .. but nope.)anyways, very fun movie if you're drunk and/or not expecting any type of quality at all. i found it quite entertaining. if you like a good brainless movie once in awhile, this one will not disappoint.