Hardly Working Season 13

Grant and Katie will be lucky to get out of this one alive, thanks to his poor choice of scary mask and no thanks to Katie being weirdly helpful.

Raph must be some sort of escaped psychopath and/or serial murderer if he actually ENJOYS the holiday where you dress up and have fun parties and eat candy.

KABLAMMO! RIGHT IN THE NARDS!

Katie, Jess, and Grant’s moms are all extremely good and have never done anything bad nor have any negative qualities, in my opinion. My mom, on the other hand, is a PSYCHO!

Hey, everybody has different tastes, but if you don’t like movies as a whole you’re a confusing robot to me and I don’t trust you.

Is it too much to ask for Trapp, Raph, and Jess to keep a simple 12th of the year open to celebrate Rekha’s entrance into the world?

She really means it this time.

If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?

Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU’RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR BAG CLOSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ABOVE A WHISPER.

Everybody worries about the victim, but what about the person that caused them pain? Are they supposed to reflect on it and change? That seems hard!

The language of love can be hard to crack.

The survival rate for public humiliation has gotten way too high.

Don’t worry, Brennan has the perfect dinner party guest list to kill Hitler and stop 9/11.

My friends give the best advice. Did I say best? I meant most.

Grant has amnesia. Not even a cool story. He hit his head on his car roof because he forgot it’s not a convertible.

How dare you forsake pumpkin spice?

Brennan is there for Rekha, and that means he needs to abandon all logic.

Raph’s creepy stalker was taking pictures of him nine months before he was even born.

What do Grant, Raph, Katie, and handsome ex-heart surgeon Bassem Youssef all have in common?

Brennan is not going to let the tiniest bit of Ebola stop him from pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.

Who wants to go to the South, anyway?

Why won’t you do this one thing for me that I secretly want to do?

Young Thug is so uncouth. Raph prefers classic songs like Other People’s P*ssy.

The way these babies fight for their lives is so inspiring, it would be wrong to intervene.

If only nerds knew what it felt like to be mocked for their interests.

Phones are for storing important contacts like “Red Shirt – Starbucks”.

They’re throwing out the rulebook for a different copy of that same rulebook.

He might be missing teeth, but his gut flora’s never looked better.

Grant’s working smarter, not harder.

These half-assed online pranks are so lame. Unless they’re about genie movies. Those are still good.