Decoy (1995)

Simply Perfect

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

Admirable film.

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

I'm not really into movies that are stupid but funny, such as this one, but I didn't have anything else to do, so I watched it anyway. I didn't expect the humor, so that was good, and the times the humor wasn't as good, at least there was an attempt there.If I'd started watching this movie seriously wanting something good, I'd have been greatly disappointed. But since I was just bored already, this movie was a slightly humorous distraction for me on a typical bored but restful Sunday. My advice is for anyone else to do the same, if they're going to watch this movie, not to take it seriously. Oh, btw, the girls were hot in this movie, too.

Charlotte's deadly beauty and lethal kicks make the movie cooler than it'd be otherwise.The story is so poor and Charlotte's character dies in such a foolish way, that you wonder if this's the ending they had thought of for this movie. I wish somebody could tell that an alternative ending exists, but I fear it doesn't. As for the rest of the cst, well I'd say they simply didn't act very well; although the blame should be put on the poor script.This movie reminds me of Rush Hour 2 where Zhang Ziyi dies in absurd way, since she had been the only one who had stolen the show during the whole movie. I could give this movie 2/5

You ever sit through a movie and after it's all over it's like "why did I even bother!?"Welcome to Decoy. Another straight to video action flick you can immediately forget about having watched or better yet don't watch it at all. Peter Weller and Robert Patrick star and are quickly wasted in this going nowhere's fast mercenaries-for-hire double cross action dud. The story is pretty darn bad and the action is neither filmed well or exciting and what's the point of watching an action flick if the action isn't good? Robert Patrick in particular hits a new low in an action sequence that has him firing a machine gun while standing on the hood of a moving school bus. Co-stars the ambient Charlotte Lewis and Canada's own Scott Hylands (of TV's Night Heat fame).

It's sad to see what some actors have to take after their careers are pass their zenith (as it were). This film is just plain bad. I haven't seem so many people shooting at each other at point blank range yet no one getting hit since the A-Team went off the air. At times you'd swear that they were going for camp, but then you come to the ugly realization that they were taking themselves quite seriously. And I like both Peter Weller and Robert "T1000" Patrick.