Blubberella (2012)

Absolutely the worst movie.

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

As I said this movie is not only one of the worst movies to be ever released into the world first off this movie is so offencive to over weight people and world war two survivors and people with weight problems the fact that Bubberella creates explosions by taking footsteps is probably the most offencive i know its probably just for laughs but some people might not take it as a funny matter but in a very offencive on such as me this movie is just for very cheap laughs but overall very poor comedy my advice next time is to think a movie like this through or you are going to get people like me writing these kinds of reviews

This was a cheese fest. Ridiculously low budget, stupid storyline and obnoxious acting. It was however fast paced, had great comic timing and did not take itself seriously. I actually laughed a lot. It currently has about 1 and 3/4 stars which means it has only been reviewed by pretentious self acclaimed movie critics who wouldn't know entertainment or creativity if it teabagged them. Really you people rated this movie lower than so called works of art like "12 years a slave" (Boring, boring, boring, and lacking any creativity at all. Oh here is a new idea let's make a movie about slavery and how sadistic every white person in history has been. That wasn't already done to death or anything.). LOL! Seriously this movie is fun. Pull the stick out of your ass and watch it for fun. Plus fat girls are funny, political incorrectness is funny, gay stereotypes are funny, potty humor is funny and everything else that offends (Sorry, makes pompous douchebags pretend they are offended because that is hip in today's society) is funny. Give it a chance and if you really want to see what a 1 and 3/4 star movie looks like turn on SyFy and watch anything. E.G, "Skeleton Man." Or rent anything deemed Oscar's best picture. E.G, "Brokeback Mountain."

This film obviously had a budget. They filmed on location in Croatia, more sets than I can remember, and even paid Ron Howard's creepy bro to be horrible in it- but how does this film get made??? Set in WWII but there are laptops, they have sex with clothes on but it's supposed to be real with orgasm, they are slapping people as a running gag but it was never funny. The editing was so disjointed...or was it the actual plot. And just because you're fat doesn't necessarily mean you are funny. A fat dancing woman isn't always funny either. All these over-the-top characters aren't funny because the actors don't go all the way with them. They don't have the training and confidence so it doesn't fly. And people are drifting in and out of accents so you don't know if it's a gag or if they are just bad. I say it's all bad, an unfunny comedy with a terrible plot, horrid acting and disjointed filmmaking.

Uwe Boll, you love him or you hate him but this flick is utterly trash. I guess that they had a lot of fun making this flick. It features Nazis and let that be the most important part in Bloodrayne 3. So it's clear that they filmed it back to back with Bloodrayne 3.The script doesn't go anywhere but the acting was by some okay. I kept watching it to see where something is happening and the few things that happen is one vampire attack, one corpse of a vampire being investigated by some kind of perverted doctor and some nude chicks walking around. I didn't laugh a bit with the comedy or jokes or even situations. The only thing that saved this turkey is Lindsay Hollister (Blubberella) and Brendan Fletcher (Rampage). The idea was okay but what a mess it became.Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 1/5