Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops (2015)

Thanks for the memories!

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

This movie is crazy good with great run and gun action sequences and plenty of suspense.The film is action packed from the opening scene to closing credits and very intense. It never lets up. It lived up to the amazing title and what a title it is. It is done very well considering its low budget and at times it looks like a blockbuster.The filmmakers left it open for a sequel and I eagerly welcome one! I hope they get a bigger budget for a sequel which would allow for destruction of their surroundings and better zombie make up. A great effort.

The title 'Zombie Ninja vs Black Ops' itself screams that nothing good will come from it. But the title is so intriguing that I had to watch it. I approached it with the thought that it is going to be a bad movie. Even with that attitude I came out very disappointed.Even very bad movies will have moments that you might actually enjoy. Not this one. It had not even a single scene that's worth remembering or to keep you engaged. The beings in the movie, the so called Zombie Ninjas, doesn't have any of the characteristics of either zombies or ninjas. The direction is shoddy at best. The action sequences are wasted with bad camera angles and too many edits. The dialogues are bad and the acting is even worse. It has far less action scenes for a movie in it's genre. It is a wannabe action flick at best. The theme had the potential to being in a lot of action, but all of that potential is wasted in this. The whole movie is a ginormous waste of opportunity.Better to skip this one.

What do you say about the birth of a new super nemesis. In today's movie world people rehash and rehash old characters to death. This is a new one! It's different, it's the beginning of a new action (I wouldn't say hero)more of an evil nemesis, lets just say you certainly don't want to bump into these guys in a dark alley. I found I was feeling the hits in some of the extreme and violent clashes. It was a great Experience to watch. The acting is raw, they are very believable. No its not a blockbuster budget, in reality most good films aren't, this is the vision of its creator and its good quality, special effects are good. I think You need to realize this is a new super villain that is pretty hard if not impossible to kill; it's a new form of Zombie, one that you need to be really afraid of! You can't out run it, you can't kill it and it's not going to stop until your dead. The slow zombie movies have their place; so too does Zombie Ninjas. Enjoy being part of history in the making. Zombie Ninjas is here Be afraid! Be very Afraid!!

Trust me the people who made this movie were either brain dead themselves, or had too much money to waste making such a movie, OK the summery is they tried bringing assassins back to life (NOT NINJAS) they were made to wear skimpy skin tight cloths like ninja, now they are alive and kill everyone, by just beating them to death. Also they don't eat humans or they don't make others Zombie they just beat people to death like the director of the movie is trying to do to its audience, team is sent to kill Zombies and all employees but all die just a ZOMBIE AND A STUPID SCIENTIST survive because Zombie in the end just makes her pee in her skit Laughs at her and runs away, WARNING U WILL BE BRAIN DEAD IF U WATCH THE MOVIE .