They're Made Out of Meat (2005)

Such a frustrating disappointment

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

I saw this film only once at the 2006 Science Fiction Short Film Festival in Seattle. I still remember it and it still gives me a chuckle every time I do. I thought it was great. It was weirdly realistic. After all, if you were spying on (or studying) an alien civilization, you'd try to blend in with the locals. You'd probably eat and meet at places that were normal for the locals. A "secret meeting place" would only attract suspicion. Thus, the diner location is perfect. The costumes are fun. The comedy timing is perfect. One of the actors, Ben Bailey, later starred in a great TV game show: Cash Cab. This is lots of fun and is highly recommended. You can find it nowadays on youtube.com.

This short film is set at a diner. Two guys sit and have a long conversation about the beings on this planet and you quickly realize that they are aliens in disguise.I really wanted to like this short film. It had a lot going for it--some excellent dead-pan acting from the two leads, a "so ugly he's cool" leading actor and some very witty dialog. Unfortunately, despite all these great ingredients, the entire film just never came together for me--probably because the basic "made of meat" concept never caught my attention or made me laugh. Additionally, it seemed like they were trying to make a comedy but it had no punchline. As a result, the film, though attention-getting, never really delivered. A nice try, though and I'd like to see more from those who made this film.

Two aliens meet up in a roadside diner to review their mission on earth. Duncan is relatively new to the planet whereas Dexter has been probing and exploring all over it for some time. Sensing Duncan's interesting in the humans, Dexter informs him that, despite what it looks like, they are simply made out of meat. Duncan understandably cannot believe this and questions this statement.A wonderful witty sci-fi short film this that is driven by the simple idea that a pair of visiting aliens cannot get their heads around the idea that these humans are made of meat; their communications are made by slapping their meat together and their noises are controlled by a brain, which itself is made out of meat. The concept behind the delivery is good and it is interesting to sit on the alien side of the table and look at the humans and wonder how on earth we do exist and operate for what we are when really, we are just meat and water.Of course the appeal of the film to me was not that it gave me deep thoughts about the nature of being but rather the comedy value. The writing pitches the absurdity of the idea that these things made of meat are just walking around (us) really well and it is funny to hear it discussed in these terms. The stuff around the edges of the diner makes it work better because you can understand why the aliens are struggling with the concept. Of course it helps to have two really good performances delivering the script. Bailey is good as he spits his disgust – barely able to deal with how basic these things made of meat are. Noonan is slightly better as he has more of a range to deliver, but again his main thrust is the inability to really get what the other is saying. Together they both work well and I can only imagine it must have taken some work to get takes without laughter (you tell me how easy it would have been to get the shot where the girl presses herself against the window and stays there). O'Regan directs well and delivers the strong script with a real sense of timing and pace.Overall, a simple but very effective short film that stays with the strong premise summarised by the title. Well worth a look.