Night of the Flesh Eaters (2008)
On the most evil night of the year, a beautiful blond woman and ruggedly handsome archeologist hitman find themselves trapped in a forest haunted by bizarre flesh eating Native American demon zombies. As they flee the woman's crime boss husband, who seeks to murder them for their illicit love affair, their car is destroyed in a head-on collision with one of the demons, a Stone Man. The blond woman and assassin must escape the perils of the dark and evil forest, on foot, without becoming demon food or getting themselves slaughtered by the woman's vengeful, fat cat husband.
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Great Film overall
Great movie! If you want to be entertained and have a few good laughs, see this movie. The music is also very good,
It's an amazing and heartbreaking story.
By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.
This is one of the worst movies I have seen in awhile. It's complete and utter trash; and when the film-makers saw how bad this pos is they tried calling it a "comedy" and "horror spoof". Make no mistake, this isn't a comedy or a spoof, they were serious when they were making this and failed hard.A mafioso gangster catches his wife and another guy cheating and has a special man off both of them. They're out in the woods where these mutant-zombie-dwarf things are, hoping they will devour the corpses. But, shocking to no one, it turns out that the hit-man was the real cheater and he and the woman try to get away from the mafioso. As the gangster hunts them down, he encounters many different demon things, each one dumber than the last. These encounters are drawn out and mostly filler scenes. He kills each of them and gets stronger. The other two are armed with plot armor (a talisman) that stops pretty much everything in the movie. A plot point pulled literally out of someone's backside; the cheater-hit-man says he suddenly remembers a story from an Indian tribe that says a demon warrior with mixed blood will come and battle against a medicine man/shaman. After more endless walking and the movie going nowhere, they two finally meet this shaman, through a girl possessed by him. This shaman has the ability to possess people by looking at them and makes them go get a big stick so he can roast and eat them. They try to save the girl, but are unable to break the shaman's spell. Instead they go and steal the girl's boyfriend's car (these are our leads, the characters were meant to feel for btw), as the demon warrior with mixed blood mafioso gangster fights and quickly kills the shaman. He approaches the car the two are in, and his wife gets out and just quickly kills him by shooting his crotch with a crossbow. she gets in the car, and presumably after gaining the shaman's powers, says "Get me a stick".This is a big stinking pile of ####. The characters are one dimensional, insipid, and down right terrible people. The two leads are cheaters, so right there I don't want to see them live. The acting ranges from flat to way over doing it (particularly the girl that gets eaten off screen). The story is a clusterf### that doesn't try to make sense. The effects aren't good by any means, the demons are all so stupid and lame looking. The last time I saw a movie this bad was Won Ton Baby, but that movie knew it was freaking terrible, and was tongue-in-cheek about it. And at least that movie made me chuckle once or twice. This is just terrible, there's no twisting it into something different. Every copy of this should be burned, but that would be a waste of fire.
Flat and poorly lit, though if the line "Find me a stick" being repeated over and over again is your thing, you might like it. A hit on a cheating wife and a business partner goes terribly wrong when a gangster turns out to be the prophesied "man of mixed blood" who will gain all the powers of a bunch of Native American flesh-eating demons and a half-snake/half-human evil medicine man. The ending is a let down and there's not one really memorable scene. Easily forgotten low-budget horror.Not really much more to say about this one. Sometimes, you don't really need ten lines of text to sum up a rather unremarkable flick.
There are some definite rewind and watch again moments. Seriously, I laughed out loud - for me anyways it wasn't so much scary as it was funny, but in a creepy setting.The premise is nice and juicy in a Blair Witch or Steven King kind of way. The ancient folk tale coming to life is a good way to pull me in.Hey, honestly, by some standards maybe this movie doesn't have as much exploitive boobs or gore as some of it's contemporaries - hot chicks yes, but not in a soft-core way. Don;t let that sway you from checking it out.If you like monsters and B movies, a touch of camp - and some good funny - it's worth a viewing for sure.The music didn't suck either!
I had the opportunity to watch Night of the Flesh Eaters and what a joy it was. I was expecting another bad low budget Indie film with bad acting and poor production value and I was so surprised at how wonderful the film actually was. I have to first comment on the writing. It's a heavy dialogue film but the content is so fascinating and so well written that the story line alone kept me interested. I thought the acting was great. The interaction between The Blond Woman and The Assassin, although a bit over top, but clearly the way the director had intended, was fun to watch. Even the monsters in the film looked like a lot of effort and time was put into their creation. What I was most happy to see as someone who watches a lot of horror films was how good it looked. The camera shots, visual effects, and lighting really upped the value of this low budget film. I wish producers spent more time and money on this because it makes watching a horror flick all the more better. Great job.