Dimples (2008)

Must See Movie...

Absolutely the worst movie.

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Some comments left by Knatreesha_21 could have been enough to inform you about the overall lack of quality you'd find watching this movie, but this movie was so bad, I felt the need to reiterate just how bad it really was. So, how bad was it? For one, and as mentioned, the acting was absolutely horrible. None of the characters portrayed anyone that would actually exist. The dialogue was boring, senseless and predictable. There was some acting that was actually so bad, it made you laugh; and this wasn't even considered a comedy. From the start of the movie, nothing made sense. 30 minutes into the movie, you are still wondering why nothing relevant has happened and where the story is going. It was as if they were trying to mix American Pie with some cheesy horror flick. You watch, only with hopes that something would be revealed; but by the time the movie ends, you realize that you lost an hour and a half of your precious life that you can't get back. It's a painful feeling, the realization that you actually sat there and watched the entire thing. It actually upset me so much, I went straight to bed; even though I had a few other movies lined up. So, how bad was it? I wasn't even registered on this site until today. I felt the need to register to let everyone know just how bad this movie is. So, how bad was it? It's called Dimples but there is no reference to dimples other than a stupid teenage scene where a boyfriend is doing a video of him and his girlfriend being together. The dialogue goes like this, Boy: "Let's call this video Dimples." Girl: "But I don't have any dimples." Yep, that's it. Nothing more. So, really, how bad was it? Trust me.... you don't want to find out for yourself.

I love Madeline Zima. I think she is not only very beautiful, but a good actress. So maybe I am a bit bias...but not really...if I think a movie is horrible I would say so. AND Dimples is not horrible by far as some people seem to think on here. I agree with the lopsided critique comment as in I can see why. Dimples is steeped in creepy foreplay before it gets too a ton of action. I liked that...some people don't. I felt the movie was well made, paced with precision and was shot great and the acting was STELLAR in comparison to most horror mumbo jumbo. Sometimes I watch horror films and think, "shoot I should be an actor" and I could be possibly the worst actor in the world. I can't even lie to my cat. But in fact, Dimples had some good acting period...no matter the genre...I felt. Not just from Madeline, who I agree was one note, but I do agree that was the part. That was the character. Some of the performances were muted, but again they seemed real to me...not just caricatures of people, but people. Once the action kicked in there was some great scares and some stuff that still kept your mind cookin. What I appreciated was that there was not just wall to wall jump scares like most horror has nowadays and the gore was not so horrific as to be almost horror pornographic. Anyway, just my opinion of many. I have and would recommend this film. I also loved the twist in the end. Have fun!

Frances (Madeline Zima, currently spellbinding on "Californication") is on the way to a camping trip with a few friends when a sudden bout of uncontrollable vomiting (which might or might not be due to Ectasy) forces them to stop at a secluded run-down gas station, which in turn sets forth a string of unfortunate events. Soon Frances is distracted by a little girl whom she follows to a house that holds some sinister secrets. Now an unseen monster is after her friends as she tries to help the strange little girl.I was willing to go along with the film up to a point, but the ending pretty much ruined the whole experience for me and was handled better in film's such as "Session 9", "the Devil's Chair" and others. Still Madeline Zime is always a joy to watch on screen so it wasn't a total loss. It just wasn't a great choice to waste an hour and a half on either.My Grade: D+

This is definitely the worst horror-movie I have ever seen! Absolutely dreadful acting, I'm actually embarrassed on the actors behalf to think that any actor would sink so low as to allow this shoot to be shown to the rest of the world.I only recognized two or more actors from earlier. You would think that previous acting would've counted for something but it really doesn't apply for this movie. At all.Believe me, I saw this movie all the way from the beginning till it's end and I actually gave it a shot due to earlier horror movies I've watched that turned out to be better than predicted. I've seen A lot of movies in every genre and I can safely guarantee that you can trust my word when I say that this movie is a total waste of time.To sum it all up: The storyline is unoriginal from every aspect, pretty damn mainstream, seen it all before. The actors were very vague and uninteresting, lousy acting and their lines didn't actually help. Those lines could just as well have been written by a 10 year old, that's how bad they were. Every scene was badly thought through, and the balance between the duration of the various scenes were set all wrong and gave the wrong effect and impression for the entire movie.If I were to choose something even barely tolerable about the movie, then it would be the person behind the camera. Did a bang up job with the filming of some scenes, but unfortunately was the effort overshadowed by remaining lousiness of this "made-outta-pocket-o-pennies"-budget movie.Final words/Words of caution: Stay clear! To put my opinion in another way; Ever seen Hatchet? Well, Hatchet was better, and that was a lousy movie...! Exactly. Now imagine how bad this movie is...