Everyone Must Die! (2012)

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

I have seen a LOT of underwhelming B movies, but THIS was just insulting. As much as I hate Babysitter Massacre, THAT at least has a story, not a good one, but a small string of one. THIS, on the other hand, has absolutely NOTHING TO SPEAK OF. The main premise, if there even IS one, is basically about this guy who goes hunts down whoever killed his sister. Yeah, about as forgettable and uninteresting as it sounds.Not much else to talk about besides four throwaways (all who just so happen to be gay) who go out camping, big surprise, only to get axed off one by one; and this happens during the first act, alongside a girl who serves NO purpose whatsoever, except to strip naked, take a shower, and then get killed. About midway through the third act, we are immediately introduced to a group of Friday The 13th rejects. Not much else to say except they all die, as the title makes it very clear.Now I HAVE seen many low-budget horror flicks: I thoroughly enjoyed Lizzie Borden's Revenge, Don't F*ck in the Woods, and Tonight She Comes. What truly flabbergasts is the fact that those three films have LOWER IMDB ratings than THIS. While neither of said films are great, they at least had EFFORT put into them.

I don't understand the praise this movie gets at all (unless it's a member of the cast trying to hype their own film.) Everyone Must Die is a poorly shot mess with no attempt of creating a good plot. The horror elements are poorly done, with the big scary bad guy being a man in a morph suit with a knife. The budget was most likely spent on buying the knock off game case (in a sequence that fit nowhere in the story.) The random sequence of smut and poor editing skills are truly make this a shame to the movie world. The only good actor was Kyle (played by Nick LaMantia,) and even saying his performance was good is a stretch. I recommend buying this film if you are an aspiring director as an example of what NOT to do in your movie.

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I grabbed this movie on a whim and very pleased that I did. I always go into no-budget horror movies with low expectations and this far exceeded them! The script is great, lots of fun banter back and forth between the characters that "feels" normal. I've had trouble with some horror movies where the dialogue seems forced, is full of clichés, or doesn't allow characters any substance. Not here! The dialogue captured is just everyday material, things that you could easily say yourself. Not all dialogue was used to propel the plot but it wasn't fluff either, it was natural.There were several scenes that completely shocked me because I did not expect it at all. Usually I'm good at predicting what is going to happen in a movie but not here, I was completely caught off guard! I definitely like that in a movie.Even though it feels complete on it's own, this movie can easily have a prequel or a sequel. There is room for things to be explained or continued. After I finished the movie, I automatically wanted more out of the series. Not everything is explained but enough was explained to leave you satisfied.