666: Kreepy Kerry (2014)

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Don't Waste Your Time On This Film With Horrible Acting ~ And if You Waste Your Time Watching A Guy Take A Shower For 5 Min or A Guy Exercising For 5 Min. Both Shirtless With Scary Music In The Back Ground And Nothing Happening ~ A Total Waste Of Anyone's Time To Even Sit Thru This Film Two Thumbs Down.

I am a straight woman who enjoys horror films and beautiful adult men. This monstrosity offered neither. The males in this gathering were too physically immature to be of interest, and the film had no plot. It consisted mainly of these boys touching themselves in a matter as though they were applying sunscreen to their chests in the most boring way possible. It was not sexual touching, it was monotonous and repetitive. I suppose if you want to watch somewhat fit teen-looking guys pose for the camera while moving in a way that even bores them, this is the film for you. I'm sure there's a market for that, but this mess does not belong among films identified as horror. The only horror here is the time one wastes waiting to get through the ridiculous undy shots to discover there is nothing else in the movie.

Okay. Let me start this review by saying I love low budget horror movies that are so bad to the point they're hilarious and fun to watch. This low budget horror movie however wasn't even funny and if I'm honest even the word bad doesn't begin to describe it. Now let me explain a bit about the plot. There isn't one. The end.I have just wasted 75 minutes of my life on this garbage, 75 minutes I will never get back. The entire movie consisted of the director perving on young guys. Seriously at times I was questioning whether I accidentally put on some gay porn instead of a horror movie. WHO GREENLIGHTED THIS?!?!?! I'm sure there are a ton of great horror films that could have been greenlighted instead of this junk. Overall, save yourself the torture, go watch videos on YouPorn for 75 minutes instead. They're guaranteed to have more of a plot and be more entertaining than this. 0 of 10

I actually signed up just to write this to warn others, life is too short to waste it watching movies like this, the acting was atrocious, I've seen better on television adverts, also at one point I thought i had fallen asleep and woke up watching a gay porn channel, the cameraman seemed very obsessed with the young naked male torsos and a lot of scenes were drawn out and unnecessary IMO, I was almost as if the director just thought "hey I'll get some young fit guys together and make them rub themselves, if you are foolhardy enough to watch it you will see what I mean....the $1m budget was probably spent on hiring the house, because actors that bad do not deserve to be paid, the movie is 75 minutes, well that is time i will never get back