Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys (2004)

Truly the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater

From my favorite movies..

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

I'm sorry but anybody who likes this garbage is an idiot. This is the worst entry in both series, not only that but it's the worst movie I have ever seen. People who say Curse of PM is the worst PM film well you either haven't seen this film or you seen this film and you have down syndrome. This film makes Curse of PM look like Child' Play. Both the puppets and toys look down right awful, they look like something i'd see in garage sell. Blade's head looks fat, he has blue lips and his knife and hook look the worst. Pinhead looks like a weak old man with make up. Jester looks like a doll version of Matthew Broderick. Six-Shooter looks like a retarded cowboy who got punched in the face. Now for DT to tell you the truth I found The DT to be scarier then PM in there first movie but now. Baby Oopsie Daisy looks like cheap baby doll, that they could buy any where. Grizzly Teddy looks like a dog and sounds like a monkey. Jack Attack looks like an retarded clown alien who got punched in the face. ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I'm probably not the first to say this. But this was one of the worst films I have EVER seen! The scenes where the puppets are moving, why did they SPEED UP THE CAMERA? It made no sense! They never used the original toys from Demonic toys, just some half A$$ed cheap versions! When did Baby Oopsie Daisey ever have a hood on his costume? Why does Jack attack look stupid? He had a realistic face in the original why the f#ck did they change it? I gave this movie a 3/10 because I gave it mercy points. Mainly because they got the original puppets from puppet master and they also had Corey Feldman. Who I have to say did a great job in Lost Boys! So I'm going to end this review by saying I felt this film had potential. But they messed everything up. Next time Fullmoon direct, if your reading this. DON'T EVER GIVE YOUR FILMS TO OTHER COMPANIES! Thanks for reading this review. PS. I hope Demonic Toys Personal Demons will be much better than this garbage!

I was eager to see this movie after i saw the puppet master series & the terrible but hilarious demonic toys, but i was disappointed very early on. Firstly there is no gore what so ever & the toys have been made over to look totally stupid & far from demonic, the puppets too are given an "upgrade" in the movie but they just look pathetic! blade's new hook & knife are so plastic i swear i could see "made in Taiwan". Moving on the acting would be bad in a porn movie with the exception of Vanessa Angel who plays the film's main villain. The special effects are also rubbish, in fact the very first Puppet Master movie has better effects even though it was made years ago! If you are a fan of either film series & haven't seen this yet DON'T!!

When I saw the previews for this when it came out, I was gonna watch it. I wanted to watch it. I've never seen any of the Demonic Toys or the Puppet Master movies before this, but seeing how bad this movie was I don't even wanna see it. first off, for the low budget this movie was extremely awful. And you don't need a big budget to make a good movie. The acting was bad, the plot was rushed, and the final scene where the puppets fight the demonic toys was lame. I knew how bad this movie was gonna be when the puppets came to life and the strings were visible. I couldn't believe they hadn't noticed it.But then again I shouldn't have expected much from it because just about every sci-fi Saturday night movie premiere is lame and totally blows. Don't watch this movie thinking it's horrifying, it was laughable at how bad it was and it wasn't even meant to be that way.This movie BLOWS