Kill Kane (2016)

Touches You

Fantastic!

A lot of fun.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

Review: This is another one of those cheap, "straight to DVD" movies from Vinnie Jones, which will be quickly forgotten. He plays a happily married, family man who witnesses a murder, which is committed by a bunch of gangsters, in the middle of nowhere. The gangsters then set out to make sure there wasn't any witnesses to the crime, and they brutally murder Ray Brookes (Vinnie Jones), family, right in front of him. The leader of the gang, Kane Keegan (Sean Cronin), thinks that he has killed Ray but he manages to survive, and he sets out to get revenge. That is the basic gist of the storyline! Vinnie Jones is playing his usual "tough nut" type of role, with a cockney accent, and the rest of the cast, put in pretty poor performances. I can totally understand why Vinnie Jones went on a killing spree but what shocked me was that the gangsters that he was killing, didn't seem to care that he survived and had a gun pointed to there heads. Anyway, I personally didn't think that it was that great and it just goes down as another badly made movie, by Vinnie Jones. Maybe he should go back to playing football! Disappointing!Round-Up: It's obvious that Vinnie Jones, 51, only stars in these terrible movies to pay bills, because he honestly can't think that these low budget movies are going to do his career any good. His first taste of stardom in big movies like X-Men: The Last Stand, Swordfish, Snatch, Lock Stock, Gone in 60 Seconds etc, really does seem long ago now, and his acting skills haven't really progressed since he became an household name, after his great performance in Lock Stock in 1998. Anyway, it might do him some good if he changes his agent because these movies are going from bad to worse. This is the first major release from Adam Stephen Kelly, who also wrote this movie, which doesn't say a lot about his script writing skills. For his first major project, it's passable but the sketchy script really wasn't that great.I recommend this movie to people who are into their crime/thrillers starring Vinnie Jones, Nicole Faraday, Sebastian Street, Sean Cronin and Dan Richardson. 2/10

This is a seriously bad film... I really don'y know where to begin whether its the entire premise, the gaping holes in the story, the script, the acting, the effects... well, the everything.I don't often review but after losing my investment of some 74 minutes in this woeful film I felt the need to warn others.But first let let me lay down my credentials... I don't act, direct, produce or have any other pre-release involvement in the film industry but I do watch, and this.... is simply not worth watching.I normally enjoy Vinnie Jones in his stereotypical role of ultra violent vigilante or similar and it was his name that attracted me to the film... but this was hard to stomach. The acting was awful from start to finish and the story wafer thin and generic.Anyone who gives this more than a 2 has a financial interest in the film.There are better things to do with your 74 minutes.

I cannot agree with those that have gone before! Remember that, as it says in the trivia, this was shot in only 9 days, and this must be taken into account when judging a low-budget movie like this. There are bits that might have been better handled differently, but it is an action movie that hits the right spot. The acting is convincing and of a high standard, the stress to the family of their impending destruction being very real in those scenes. It is great to see the overdue return of Nicole Faraday to the screen! So, in summary the ingredients are right the acting is top rate the suspense is grippingWhat's not to like? It will be a great pleasure to see further productions from this team, who clearly show great promise.

I actually like Vinnie. He has done a couple of really good acting jobs. His Brit flicks and I enjoyed him in Midnight Meat Train. Fair enough he never spoke but he was good. He is not as bad as people make out but sadly just gets trash like this nowadays to show what he can do.A film so bad nobody could even be bothered to write a fake review.I seem to recall this was done once before and rather well at that. Sadly Vinnie is no Bronson and sadly this has no script either.Daft as I may sound I think Vinnie could do well if given a decent role in a film that had a decent story and some decent actors in it.He will never trouble Broadway but deserves better than the garbage he is given.One day he might well surprise everybody. Sadly this is not his breakthrough role.So bad we may have to invent a whole new language to articulate our thoughts about such rubbish.