Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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Just what I expected
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The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
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Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.
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Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.
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