My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade (2006)

Just perfect...

Gripping story with well-crafted characters

Fantastic!

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade is without a doubt the greatest film I've ever seen, and it has changed my life forever.Princess Promenade has raised the bar even higher on what films about ponies can do! The film left me a quivering and exhausted waste of a man. Every brain cell in my head had been worked and reworked into over-time dissecting apart and digesting the multi-layered and daring plot line. My emotions were all spent. All of them. Princess Promenade showed me what a film could do. Joy, loss, love, anger... This movie had it all.After the film's ultimate climatic conclusion, I was in a completely comatose state. I awoke, emaciated and unable to move, in a puddle of my own waste. The scent off human excrement hung heavy in the air for days, and I was powerless to move or yell for help. But I didn't care. All I was capable of doing was soiling myself and reflecting upon the staggering cinematic masterpiece, which was now stuck on the DVD title screen repeating the film's wonderful main theme on a beautiful and perfect loop, like the flawless circadian rhythm of the ocean's tides.My upstairs neighbors eventually called plumbers, concerned about a possible sewage leak. The plumbers found me whimpering and writhing on the floor. They contemplating putting me out of my misery with any one of their heavy bludgeoning tools for a few solid hours, before thinking to call an ambulance instead.It took me a full two weeks to recuperate and gain control of my cognitive functions and remember my name or generally process any thought that wasn't pony-related in nature. It was many months before I was even able to speak again. But when I was finally able to talk once more, all I could say was "wow. What a movie!" My nurse was a little shocked to hear me talk at first, but she smiled warmly and told me I was the seventh patient that year admitted to the hospital as a result of what she affectionately referred to as "The Princess Promenade Syndrome" (or TPP Syndrome for short).Even though I still haven't regained control of my bowels completely, I have absolutely no regrets. Everyone needs to see the movie. 10 stars.My only advice would be to play it smart and wear a diaper. Just in case :)

Please understand that the reviews above are not a joke. However, for those of you who are dubious, the hidden meanings of this multilayered and subversive film become apparent only after repeated viewings. You will need to watch it at least a dozen times before the cipher of coded content reveals itself. You may think that talk of "hidden sex scenes" is just parody, but if you watch the entire movie FRAME BY FRAME, there are at least eight levels of nested images and narratives in each single animation cell... which tend to affect children subliminally and ideologically.Don't be fooled. This film is exactly what reviewers say it is.

IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED EVERY REVIEW SO FAR IS 100% FAKE. All of those 10 Star reviews were written by employees or people associated with the production of the film(To the person who wrote about it saving the life of your 'rape baby'...For shame, how do you sleep at night?) The 1 and 2 star reviews are written by IMDb users trying to balance the voter fraud with a little manipulation of their own. ACTUAL REVIEW BELOW: I'm probably the only person who wrote a review here that has actually seen this movie. And I have only seen it because the children watched it once. Let me emphasize ONCE. These kids will re-watch dvds until the practically melt if they are even partially watchable. This one was never watched again and for good reason. I'm sure the kids are not old enough to explain what they didn't like about it but from what I saw I can give you a few clues. The dialog was recycled and boring, even for a low budget kids cartoon movie, and that says a lot. To me it seemed like the kind of movie that would be made if we invented a computer that wrote kids movie scripts. It was just a bunch of cheesy half-ideas and partial plots strung together in a manner that made no sense whatsoever. You can always tell how bad a movie is by how many fake reviews are posted by the desperate production staff.

To hear about it is to want, to see it to experience heaven. I saw this piece of treasure in my local store and finally I had the chance to experience it for myself.Words cannot express my love for this piece of mind-rending perfection, to see such heroic endeavor, such blissful significance and poignant mastery that the mountains trembled. Rivers changed course and oceans shifted, reshaping the divide of continents, forging the destiny of a thousand generations of evolution. The cherebim, witnessing this beauteous cataclysm, rent their garments and wept tears of gold...At last I was a born again pony.