Cannibal Doctor (1999)
A doctor (William Hellfire) and his wife (Tina Krause) are looking to consume a tender girl in order to stay young forever. Enter Michelle (Misty Mundae), a naïve to the point of dimwitted young lovely who comes in to the doc s office seeking a job and is persuaded into undergoing a check-up prior to being employed as a secretary.
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A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.
It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.
While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
William Hellfire has directed a lot of shite but this is the shiteiest shite that ever shited a shite. Unless you appreciate the stunning Misty Mundae or you're a Hellfire completist (and there's really no reason to be) there is simply no reason to watch this hour long exercise in boredom. There's no plot to speak of. Misty goes for a job interview at a doctor's office. He's a classy doctor because The Marriage of Figaro is plays continually. His wife as some kind of anger issue. The doctor examines Misty for about a half hour. *Literally* just examines her. Then the wife takes over and runs an industrial strength vibrator over her body. That's it. Misty still has her panties on. There's no climax (GET IT??) to the scene. Then the panties comes off. And still nothing happens. And nothing happens. And nothing happens. And then something happens but why spoil the boredom?Seriously. Stay far away from this.