Death to the Supermodels (2005)

Sadly Over-hyped

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

Me and my fiend Jess decided to watch this at a sleepover, bear in mind now that at the time we were about 12. Well, we found it sick, crude and downright disturbing. At no point in the film was it ever funny.Albeit, I do have a weakness for rubbish films, I like watching them just for laughing at how bad they are. But this was just twisted, disturbing, really, really unfunny.I'm not sure which was worse, the scenes between the gay photographer and his mute partner (I hasten to add at this point that it wasn't the relationship itself I found disturbing, but the explicit sex scenes), the European supermodel with long armpit hair, besides being unbelievably racist, there was a scene involving licking which was horrendous, or the sickeningly unfunny farting to death and corpse scenes.If you were mistaken by the title, like me, that this was a witty satire into the world of supermodels and worth a watch, take my advise: put the DVD down and walk quickly away. You'll thank me later.

Seriously, I believe I'm the only person that enjoys this film. I've probably seen it a hundred times since I bought it. I guess people get mad because this movie isn't politically correct, it isn't intelligent, and it isn't sexy, but it's an awesome way to spend less than 90 minutes. Low budget comedies are usually very unfunny and don't even try. This one makes more than just an effort. The comedy isn't exactly laugh out loud, but I'd rather giggle all the way through a movie (like I did with this) rather than have one good laugh and be bored for the remainder of the film. The acting is okay, not great, but tolerable. The plot is pretty much just as you could imagine from the title. It's silly, trashy, and rewatchable. Try it and see.

I can't even explain how angry I was while watching this movie. I had been drinking which probably made it more tolerable. The ending seems to take 20 minutes. I even fell asleep at the very end and time still could not pass fast enough. 84 minutes is normally tolerable for a comedy but not this one. Death by fart and having a penis were not as entertaining as one might think (imagine that). Thank goodness someone got iced believably by the end. I have a hard time imagining that everyone could hear Wee-man speaking over a loudspeaker....yet all the characters sent to slaughter were in on the plan to convince the lead character she was crazy and killing all the models........odd. While looking at the box at the video store, I thought it could be good. After realizing that the bit players from Shallow Hal, Girl Next Door, Bio-Dome, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High couldn't even carry the weight of supporting roles on their shoulders, I apologize to my friend that I made sit through this movie.

I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die... I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.