The FP (2011)

I love this movie so much

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

Watching it is like watching the spectacle of a class clown at their best: you laugh at their jokes, instigate their defiance, and "ooooh" when they get in trouble.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

First off, this is loooowwwww budget and it shows. The sets are repeated over and over which makes the film feel a little claustrophobic given the story setting. That said, it is really smart and clever in the way it was put together with some genuinely hilarious moments. But this isn't really a movie with a string of sitcom style setups to laugh about. It's more like one big long joke because everyone plays their characters completely straight within the context of a ridiculous world.The standout character is the hillbilly/gang-leader villain guy. He's so over the top you can't help but smile when he's on screen being a total d'bag the entire way. The main lead's nod to every anti-hero movie (and noticeably Snake Plissken from Escape from New York) is a running gag. The incongruity of these kids' lives is even more apparent when they have to interact with the occasional middle aged adult who (with the exception of crazy dad) all look pretty much like anyone you'd see today.The plot is window dressing for the world building and seems mostly an homage to martial arts revenge flicks, with the dance video game taking the place of martial arts.Where this movie stands out is in 2 places. 1. The music. It's fantastic. They knocked it out of the park with the electronic house/trance compositions that simultaneously nod to John Carpenter's moody soundtracks and bring it completely modern/futuristic.2. The dialog. It's not quite as genius as Clockwork Orange in this department but it's in that direction. The kids all without exception speak their own dialect that can only be described as street ghetto. It will will be recognizable to Americans who will have heard lots of it in daily language but this is over the top constant. What sets it off as more than an affectation of the movie is the complete lack of black people that you would presume originated the style of language. Not one. There are whites and asians but no blacks. I can only think this is a purposeful move on the writers part and it does make a statement about language and co-opting 'cool'. This combined with the redneck/gangster stereotypes mixed in throughout the movie successfully give this movie a futuristic alien feel. Warning for the sensitive types there are a LOT of N'bombs dropped. However, through all the ridiculousness it hangs together with a weird logic.Quite an interesting and enjoyable flick full of smiles but few laugh out loud moments. Most of the people in the movie seem to be able to act and they greatly help with the suspension of disbelief. The last scene is quite hilarious. If you don't like dry, wry, cerebral parodies then you probably won't like this much. It does drag here and there and the budget is glaringly obvious but I look for really good things from the Trost brothers in the future.

This is one of those "So Bad, it's good" Movies. Look out Plan 9, Roll over Tomatoes cause here come B-Rad's moistest favorite Movie, Yo, Ya Dig. FP! Hahaha. Those BOOTS, those TEETH! That Hair and those Actors! AHHHH-hahahahaha. You will laugh your (insert body part name here) off. I can't stop laughing still! If you paid Money for this all I can say is, WOW If you are watching this right NOW all can say is ; Hold on to your side because they will start splitting soon.I say again here: This is one of those "So Bad, it's good" Movies. Look out Plan 9, Roll over Tomatoes cause here come B-Rad's moistest favorite Movie, Yo, Ya Dig. FP! Hahaha. Those BOOTS, those TEETH! That Hair and those Actors! AHHHH-hahahahaha. You will laugh your (insert body part name here) off. I can't stop laughing still! If you paid Money for this all I can say is, WOW If you are watching this right NOW all can say is ; Hold on to your side because they will start splitting soon.

It's hard for me to rate this movie because the creators CLEARLY knew what they were doing when they made this movie, unlike other "awful" movies such as Troll 2 where they actually attempted to make a good movie.And thing is, the FP succeeds completely in what they set out to do (where as other movies like Snakes on a Plane and The Expendables completely come up short in my eyes).It's just the perfect level of ridiculousness, not too much (you can never have too much with a movie like this) and certainly not too little. You have to ask yourself one question when watching this movie: Russel Crowe's Maximus said it best in the movie "The Gladiator":"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???!!!"And boy does this movie entertain you - from start to finish my eyes were glued to the screen, in semi-disbelief at what was unfolding. From the start - to the ending scene (which in my eyes was the director giving us a little "wink" saying "We knew what we were making") This movie is just non-stop entertainment.I suppose it isn't for everyone, but honestly if you have any sort of heart or soul at all I just can't see how you wouldn't fall in love with "The FP"I don't understand people that went into this movie expecting some serious film. Did they not see the previews? Warring clans that settle their disputes by having a DDR match to the Death? Just what the hell were you actually expecting when you picked up this movie?The movie delivers on all levels that it intended to, and for that I give this movie a PERFECT 10 out of 10. Never Ignorant, Getting' Goals Accomplished.

I guess the main question, is who gave them the money to make this movie? This is 90 minutes of my life, I will never get back. I want to go on a South Park like adventure, to demand someone compensate me for the time I have lost. The dialog, acting, script, camera work, titles, wardrobe, everything is so terrible. Plan 9 from Outer Space, has lost its title as the worst movie ever.I can not for the life of me, figure out why. Why Lord did you let "The FP" be recorded on any format that a human can have access to. On the bright side, our military can utilize it to break terrorist. I am going to guess that the Trost brothers (Producers of this travesty), are the basis of the main characters from "Night at the Roxbury".