Alone in the Dark 2 (2008)

Truly the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater

Better than most people think

Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

The first must-see film of the year.

I did not like the first movie of Alone in the dark. But I really like this movie. I do not why it got a 3.4. It one the horror movie I have seen. I give it 10. I had nothing to do the first movie of Alone it the dark. Which is probably why it is a good movie. Do not see the first movie of Alone in the dark. Just see this movie. This movie has a great story line. It also has great acting. It also has great special effects. It is scarier then The Shining and that is not easy to do. Rcik Yune is a great actor. Rachel Specter is a great actress. This is a great horror film. If you want to see a really scary movie you should see this movie.

Okay so I tried to watch both films back to back, thinking I'd enjoy them given I've liked so far of what I have played of the first game. Now I disagree with most people on that I did enjoy the first film a lot, though it had cheesy moments like that scene with Seven Seconds Away playing over what was happening, so not the song to be playing during one of those moments let me tell you, overall I really enjoyed the first one.So, I was really excited about seeing the second one, and I have to say, what a heap of ****. I won't bother typing out my own review, all I will tell you is read the review by grandmastersik because mine is exactly like his, minus spending 15 minutes trying to use the force to get the remote, I just couldn't remember where I'd put mine down to be able to turn it off.

So..there's a witch..something to do with a knife, and an old man sacrificing his family for some kind of immortality. I just made the plot sound 100 times better than the film does.Terrible, terrible CGI (everyone hates it, why is it even added to films) and the other "special" effects...glued on veins, I'll say no more.Even if you are looking for a laugh, don't watch this film, you will be too busy trying to work out why on earth this was made to be able to poke fun.I didn't see the first film, but Im not seeing that as a bad thing.

Because, you know...Alone in the Dark 1 was such a great film and all. Was it really necessary to make an even worse sequel to an already horrible film? This one is shockingly good at being completely worthless. The special effects were a complete mess. The acting was very hit or miss (some did a fairly decent job however it's not worth sticking up for them as they agreed to work on this filth). The story is all over the place. I've never seen a movie that felt like those involved realized nothing good was going to come of it so they just gave up and threw together what had been done and submitted it as a finished product. Now I have.