Girls on Top (2001)

Thanks for the memories!

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Absolutely the worst movie.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

"Mädchen Mädchen!" is an almost 15-year-old movie and the first theatrical movie directed by Dennis Gansel, although it is actually not even good enough for television. I read that this is the only film for which he did not work on the screenplay, so I'll hold it in his favor. For, basically this film is stupid and unfunny sex jokes for almost 90 minutes. What is especially embarrassing is that it took no less than four writers to come up with this mess. And they even made a sequel a couple years later (without Gansel though). Still, this film features some of Germany's most famous actors right now and pretty much all of them were still fairly unknown back then: Amft, Herfurth, Woll, Baum, Lukas, Bazman, M'Barek and last but not least Max Riemelt, who became a regular in Gansel's films.There is really nothing in this film except talk about orgasms for 90 minutes and here and there, they also experience one. The bicycle scene is a bit famous, but all it is really memorable for in my opinion is how cringeworthy embarrassing it is. It certainly helps that Diana Amft does not have the slightest ounce of acting talent in my opinion and only has a career because of her looks, which I don't find too great either though. She was much older here already than the character she plays. Woll was slightly older too and only Herfurth's age was accurate. She was still under 18 when this was made and I guess that's also why she does not have any real sex scenes. And now that I talked about the girls, I would love to say that the boys are written and portrayed better, but nope, they are just as bad. Really everybody involved with this film still had a long way to go in terms of their talent. It's hard to believe that Gansel came up with a pretty good movie like "Die Welle" a couple years later. The humor in "Mädchen Mädchen!" is about orgasms, vomiting, condoms, clitoral espresso, sadomasochism, cybersex etc. Nothing unfunny is left out really. Unfunny try-hard comedy from start to finish and one of the negative highlights was certainly when there was a truly terrible dialog in the first half of the movie between a boy and a girl about wearing socks. And it is predictable as hell too. Strangely enough, near the end Riemelt's character suddenly only wants to be friends with Amft's in order to not risk their friendship. And all this after he told his friend earlier that he wants to lose his virginity to Amft's character. The stuff out of which disastrous films are made. Nothing surprising and nothing worth watching here in general. An infantile mess of a movie with terrible music too. The only good thing about it really is that we don't have to bear with it for more than 85 minutes.

Inken,Lena and Victoria are three German teenager friends who are having problems with their sex life and this is making all of them very unhappy. Inken ,Victoria and Lena never had an orgasm and they are decided to find ways to have it:Inken broke up with her idiot boyfriend, Victoria enter in a lesbian web chat, and Lena tries to have lucky with the guy of her dreams.Reading that this movie was in the line of American Pie, I imagined it to be VERY VERY VERY silly. But it has some important elements: One of them, sure is to show that when you are unhappy or unsatisfied with something in your life, all the other parts hardly go well too; the remarkable part of the movie who makes this apology is when the girls, in the beginning of this movie ,are going very bad in the volleyball team, and, in the end,when they are satisfied, they won from the 'invencible' team of Cheyenne.

For some reason subtitle movies communicate better with me then movies in plain English. Madchen Madchen was seriously a crack up, but it was also serious in the sense that it dealt with teenage issues. Its not for everyone but give it a go, even just to give u a bit of a laugh. The characters were fantastic and communicate there roles to the audience well. This movie can also be a bit confusing as it is both serious and funny at the same time, but these two elements kind of complement each other. In my opinion I thought this movie was good, but still like I said not for everyones tastes. It does deal with teen issues to an extent but tends to exaggerates them a tad, issues such as sex, love, friendships, and bike riding are all part of this wacky take on teenage life in general.

So...let's see wot can I write 'bout this movie?! First of all: I guess I fell in love with Felicitas Woll (Victoria) and Karoline Herfurth (Lena)!!! That's sure, that's true!I never seen a comedy like that - I have to admit, this film matches with the quality of the American Pies. 'Mädchen, Mädchen' is the greatest erotic-teenage comedy nowadays.If I could, I would sooooooo kiss Lena's wonderful lips and Victoria's extraordinary sexy bootie! ;) And of course I would play with Inken's lovely tummy! ;) God, these chicks are sooooooo piercing!!!I think this film somehow gives us a portrait of this age we are living in. Guys and girlies both want to have multi-orgasms no matter how, no matter where. Both sexes do alot to do their bests for the very first time, but I think they always overrate it: I mean having sex with somebody is not a ritual-animal-sacrifice. And this film touches the spot: the better we wanna have big grooves the more doubtful we will achieve it. I say to all the young-virgin-teenage-dudes: just live your life, have good parties and stuff like that, but don't rush after the "Great Love" just because you need someone. Love and sex will surely find you's - sooner or later. :) Bye all Lokika