Meet Monica Velour (2010)

Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Wonderful Movie

Redundant and unnecessary.

Admirable film.

a touching film of a struggling disenchanted-with-life ex-porn star and a young boy facing the realities of becoming an adult.this movie shows how the dreamy ideals of youth have little or no base in the daily realities of living. in pursuing your dream you are bound to get hurt - but along the way someone's life may be changed, changed for good or bad, as long as you remain true to the feeling in your heart. i greatly enjoyed this movie and would gladly watch it again and i will be suggesting it to others. each actor does a fine job portraying their character and the soundtrack is a delightful addition into how the male lead thinks.

This film is disappointingly good. Not because I would hoping it would suck and it didn't, but because it is fundamentally flawed in a way that all the positive things movie cannot overcome. This is a funny, sensitive story with fine performances and careful direction. It's also a tale that is structurally centered on one character while its emotional focus is almost entirely on another. The plot is all about a 17 year old kid who seeks out the 1980s porn star he's fantasized about for years. However, that harshly aged porn star is the only one writer/director Keith Bearden really cares about. It is her life and her struggle that are at the heart of this film, even though she's only a supporting character and the movie revolves around the mostly hapless teen. At the end of Meet Monica Velour, the viewer knows far more about the ex-porn star than the teen and understands her better than him. That's like knowing more about Fredo than Michael at the end of The Godfather II or more about Han than Luke at the end of Star Wars.Let me try and put it this way. The teenager's obsession with the porn star is the most important thing in his life. Yet, the audience is provided with not one scintilla of explanation for why he's obsessed with this particular figure from X rated history or how he even discovered her. This motion picture is set in 2010, which means the kid was born in 1993. The porn star ended her career the better part of a decade before the kid was born and the better part of two decades before he entered puberty. How did he find out she ever existed? And what is it about her that commands his pre-adolescent brand of adoration? I'll admit the former is primarily a pesky little plot detail that others might not care about. The latter is at the core of who this kid is, how he got to be that way and why he does the things he does. No matter how otherwise well written or performed the role, and both are nicely accomplished here, this is a character with a gaping void where his humanity should be. He's a puppet through which Bearden and actor Dustin Ingram show off their considerable talents, but that's all.In addition to Ingram, Kim Cattrall as the ex-porn star and Brian Dennehy as the teenager's grandpa are quite enjoyable to watch and their characters do have a bit of historical and personal depth to them. Even the smaller parts like Daniel Yelsky as a neighbor boy, Jee Young Han as the girl the main character should be lusting over, Keith David as the wise man who enters the teen's life and Sam McMurray as the ex-porn star's ex-husband feel like living human beings. There's not a question is my mind that you could leave almost everything else the same and if you concentrated the story on Cattrall's character and cast Ingram in a supporting role, this would have been a vastly better and more entertaining film.If Keith Bearden had only directed someone else's script, I'd be very interested in seeing more work from him. He does that good a job telling this story. That's he's the one who came up with this out-of-whack screenplay, however, gives me pause. I'd still be interested but I'd want to know what other people thought of it before investing my time and money. If you're a fan of any of the actors here, you might like Meet Monica Velour. Even though there's a lot of skill and talent evident in this production, I can't say anything better about it than that.

Kim Cattrall has had a long career as a sex kitten, but despite having seen her in various vehicles over the years, I really only suspected she was deeper and more knowing than she lets on. We men have an instinctive love for her, I don't really know why, but I can tell you it's mysterious and unmistakable, almost as if she'd been bestowed some divine quality meant just for us. But maybe not, she doesn't seem to lack for female friends, or is that just an illusion? This little movie must have been pitched to her as a good way to say goodbye to all lingering sex kitten expectations. It's rough on her former image as an four-star temptress, but oddly enough, by its end, I think I liked her even more than I had before seeing it, and that's no small accomplishment. Does she look old in this? Yes, there are many unflattering shots. But, believe me, they serve the story and they serve it well. Halfway through I thought to myself, you can have your Meryl Streeps, I can't remember appreciating a performance as much as I did this one. I was enthralled and it felt almost as if it was all meant only for me. How can that be?I'm not sure how to express what it's about. She's a washed up porn star living in a trailer who meets her greatest fan, a 17 year old geek played beautifully by Dustin Ingram. This is not a perfect picture, I'm not sure what ordinary women will make of it, but it tries for something so real and familiar to so many men, it deserved much more praise than it got. And I for one think her fellow actresses must harbor some envy for the sheer indelible nature of her performance here. Or they should though whatever she's got, for the most part they have little chance of beating it.

Watched this because I'm a Kim Cattrall fan. She shows she is a versatile and talented actress who can do much more than just Samantha. She can play anything from sophisticated Manhattanite to even trailer trash former porn star. She even lets all the wrinkles show.Her co-star Ingram is a bit too goofy looking to be watchable. Makes the movie a bit second rate. Could have chosen a more appealing nerd geek type.Unfortunately the story is more painful than touching.Overall watch it if you are Kim Cattrall fan, otherwise it isn't a must see.