All American Bikini Car Wash (2015)

Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

One of my all time favorites.

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

Jack (Jack Cullison) doesn't quite finish college and rents out his home to his friends for cash. He gets an opportunity to earn his degree by operating a car wash that belongs to his professor. From the DVD cover you can guess where this goes into something just less than being a "Risky Business."This is comparable to your classic teen sex comedies, except the humor aspect wasn't that good.3 stars for all the top shelf nudityGuide: F-bomb, sex, nudity (Mindy Robinson, Ana Foxx, Christiana Cinn, Scarlet Red, Erika Jordan, Thalia Longchamp )

All American Bikini Carwash was a really fun watch! Me and my buddies were looking for a light, funny comedy and this was just what we needed. I didn't know any of the actors or actresses, but I'm hoping I'll be seeing in some more stuff. It wasn't all around great acting, but it didn't take away from the vibe of the movie, I didn't have expectations of Oscar worthy performances. The two lead characters, Jack and Vex, were really great together. The music was decent, but was a little overwhelming at times. And it's in need of some better editing, two separate trips to Vegas and all the actors in the same clothes, that's a miss. All in all, it was a decent guys night movie. And it doesn't disappoint with the hot girls and hot cars.

Yeah, I'm giving it a 10. Why? Because it is exactly what it tries to be - a fun time - nothing too serious, with actors that are all having a blast. And yeah, I wrote it, so I'm biased ;) but still - they could have made a pretty lame movie and they did the opposite - the actors were all terrific, cool cars and great tunes! Good work! Also, regarding Mr. Birdstrike's review - As far as I know, those reviews are legit. I know a bunch of friends who loved it (not sure if any of the reviewers are the ones who posted honestly) - but maybe it's not your cup of tea, which is cool. But there are plenty of folks out there who will love it! Also, I saw that your two reviews are both bashing movies, and saying the exact same thing - that the makers used fake reviews. Don't be a hater!

I work long and hard every day, when I got home yesterday and grabbed my clicker and turned on my direct TV I came across this gem. This was 90 minutes of pure innocent fun, yes it has naked ladies but it is not exploitive, the girls are beautiful, the cars are amazing and Las Vegas never looked more fun. it reminded me of risky business or night shift or something like that. I recommend this film to any one looking to unwind. We all deserve a good laugh. Wonderful fun escapist flick. It has a simple story with likable characters, they are well drawn and the whole thing moves along at a brisk pace. It's about a young guy flunking out of business class, to save himself he gets a challenge to turn a profit with an old car wash and what draws in cars faster than some young toned bods rubbing up against your car. I remember when there was one near my house, man I miss that. Watch this movie!