13 Cameras (2016)

Memorable, crazy movie

From my favorite movies..

Very interesting film. Was caught on the premise when seeing the trailer but unsure as to what the outcome would be for the showing. As it turns out, it was a very good film.

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

The quality of this film isn't something to rave about. The story is flimsy and the acting leaves a lot to be desired but man, it is totally creepy and that is where this film holds some merit. There are a lot of low scores on it but this is a B movie. I think it is only fair to take that into consideration and in doing so, this is an average movie. It's not the best. It's not the worst. If you want to be creeped out, this will fill the bill.

The landlord is the grossest human being I've ever seen like I actually wanted to vomit the entire movie. If you get past his nasty teeth and creepy face you will realize that everything that happens is low key the husband's fault. He is the second antagonist, and the third antagonist is the TINY master bathroom in the house. There is like 10 shower scenes and they are all in the smallest bathroom where the camera man probably could barely fit. Also, how did this landlord that limps around get everywhere so fast randomly and how did he fix up that entire house on his own??? The true protagonist is the poor dog that's getting fat from all the burgers that guy keeps feeding him, like seriously chill with the burgers. I swear all of the gross guy's income is going straight to that burger place. Don't watch, it has a really bad ending that isn't worth the feeling of wanting to projectile vomit from looking at the landlord and the burning hatred you will feel towards the husband the whole time.

A young couple move into their new home but their new neighbour takes prying to a whole new level. This film isn't going to win any awards for originality but it isn't a bad film for its genre. Neville Archambault is perfectly cast as the ultra creepy landlord. In his case you really can judge a book by it's cover. Although the pacing is maybe a little slow and repetitive it does at least build up the tension with a couple of really well done and creepy scenes. The film never really goes anywhere but the ending at least tries something different. This is just an OK film nothing special but not terrible either and being pretty short maybe worth watching once if you're at a loose end.

To say this movie is garbage would be an insult to garbage. I've watched pieces of rotting banana peels that have a more thought out plot and better written script. Every character in the movie has the IQ of a lobotomized turnip. The director was likely Kim Jong Un using an alias, who realized that unleashing this piece of crap on the world would cause more long term devastation than simply nuking us. If you're considering watching this, I recommend getting a large tub of ice cream, swallowing it as fast as possible, and enjoying the brain freeze instead. Your head will be better off.... Apparently I still need a few lines of text in order to submit this review, so I'm going to make a list of things that are better than watching this movie: - Small paper cuts - Having a little bit of nail hanging out that keeps getting caught on things - Being asked "Why are you so quiet?!?" - People walking in front of you then stopping spontaneously to check their phones - Writing reviews about how awful this movie was