GirlHouse (2015)

To me, this movie is perfection.

I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

If you're a woman-hating loser you might get a kick out of this garbage, it's a woman-hating loser fantasy. In fact, it has a lot in common with a woman-hating loser - no redeeming qualities.I got suckered in by the reviews......I despair, don't make the same mistake.

This flick has actually two parts. Being said that it is a slasher I can agree on some terms. It's a slasher done in a modern way, anno 2014.There's a site called "Girlhouse" were you can follow girls in all the rooms watching them shower or ask them to strip before the camera. And that's what it's all about in the first part but before that you will see a grand opening that really is sublime about two girls bullying a fat youngster. The guy naturally has no experience with girls so let that be the reason for bullying. They let him strip before them with the game I'll show mine if you show yours. Of course he shows but the girls never do. Revenge is on it's way in a really nasty way. Over to the first half of the flick full of naked chicks walking around in the house and showing it off. I thought, where's this slasher flick going. But you have to wait to the second half of this flick before the horror comes in. And it does in a brutal way. Of course you know who the killer is but it doesn't matter because he really goes for the nasty kill. So this flick delivers on all accounts to be called a slasher, it contains nudity, POV from the killer and a heroin. Not bad at all if you can sit through the first part but by knowing that you will be the peeping tom I guess it's not going to be a problem. Gore 1/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 2/5 Story 3/5 Comedy 0/5

Seen some reviews and noticed the ratings. As far as I am concerned, they don't do justice to this film. Is it a cheap-teen-slash-B-film? Don't think so. Good story, good acting, good end.Iam not going to spoil anything, but feel that I have to do bring balance in some other weird reviews, realizing that everyone is entitled to his own opinion.The killer does have a very clear motive and background. You can see that in the very beginning of the film. The killer his job is not a weird job, and his hobby at home is not weird. His knowledge is not far fetched, and basically he would be the perfect real live profile of a serial killer.Don't expect a cheap and bloody slash film. The film is very well balanced as a thriller with some very bloody moments. But nothing overdone here like. It's easy to get into the film with the intentions of the GirlHouse being very clear. Nothing disguised, but clearly not a porn film. The love/romantic bits in it are genuine. The violence and bloody moments are well proportioned. No exceeding and long winding screaming. No wrong doors with no where to hide scenes that every human being would avoid. The "scary" scenes are well timed. Not too long and not too short. Just enough to keep your attention. All escapes, whether they succeed or not, are perfectly acted. No unnatural behavior in this.Finally a slash film we enjoyed. Lots of tension, lots of gorgeous woman, an environment in which half the world can find (him)self. A film you can identify with. A film that is realistic enough.Definitely worth an 8.

Do you know that movie that, when it finishes, you go like: "woah... how could they get money for that?"? This is that movie!I can't say the idea behind it was that bad; I mean, it has that whole "who might be watching you" behind it and all that debate about anonymity while online on the Internet... "who might be creeping on the Internet" kind of thing.But, wow! Just, wow...! Though acting is regular and Slaine does a really good job performing that whole tormented psychopath, the overall movie is terrible!Credibility is something important in a movie. Specially when it's all set in reality (things are real and could happen in real life). What I mean is that some scenes will make you go like: "naah, that totally wouldn't go like that in real life", or "things don't work like that on reality".Overall, it's an attempt on a slasher horror flick that went totally downhill!