Timber Falls (2007)

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

You won't be disappointed!

So much average

Sadly Over-hyped

You know right away a film is going to be bad when you see a strapped- down woman, impaled on a cross like Jesus, agonizingly dis-impales herself from said cross, then starts using both hands normally like they'd been healed for months. Railroad spikes through both hands will render them absolutely useless. Besides the intense pain from your exposed tendons and nerves, there'd be some paralysis. Those were pretty big holes!Anyway, I thought I hadn't seen the movie before so I started watching it recently. As it turns out, I did see it already. The fact that it didn't stick around in my mind is saying something - it was probably best forgotten. Still, why do I stick around and watch gore-filled movies like these that feature poor acting, poor script and poor judgment by every single character? I'm no psychologist, but I'd imagine there must be an inherent need to right the wrongs that I've faced in life - if I can't get revenge on those who've been bad to me, then hell, watching a flick of the vengeance I should have received will have to suffice.

Okay, you are a budding young actor, just waiting for your 'big break'. You have been for the audition, done the screen test and - woohoo! - you have the role!!Shame that 'big break' was in one of the most unintentionally hilarious films of the past ten years. If you have *any* knowledge of films and a sense of humour more in tune with 'Spinal Tap'; 'Sean of the Dead' or 'The Office' say, then this is for you. You will not be able to look away, although you know you should.As mentioned by several of the reviewers here, narratives and scenes are 'borrowed' from other films with a loud 'Kerclunk' (Yes I know it isn't a word, but it is the feeling you get). Everything is SPELLED OUT for you (example: the classic moment where one of the loony yokels explains that the male 'camper' - not a happy camper at all - must 'atone' for his sin of copulating with his girlfriend....). Suggestion: Host a 'Timber Falls' party - award a prize at the end for the person who has listed the most clichés and stolen scenes. A copy of 'Deliverance' maybe. There are several scenes here which are so funny (and I won't spoil it for you....) that the entire cast should be awarded special commendations for managing not to laugh . Oh, if only the makers of such weak attempts at humour like the 'Scary Movie' franchise could have been this witty. A Turkey? Yes sure, but if you share my sense of humour you will love it. A comic gem.

From day one in the slasher genre we have learned two things, never trust a stranger and never go wandering into the woods without knowing the area. But still people aren't listening and that's what happening in this flick. Starts of pretty well, some nice CGI, not to much and couldn't be done in another way. Ones we see the start of the new story, we learn to know the characters, believable. Then suddenly the movie changes a bit into, been there seen it but didn't bought the T shirt. A stranger appears and tells them not to do the usually hiking but follow Timber Falls. You can see it coming a long way, we will meet her again. Even the trooper in the woods, you see it coming. No surprises are scary parts so far but again, the movie goes a bit further into red stuff and gory stuff, still watchable for the squeamish. At the end, the movie worked but the ending was typical predictable and we have seen so many in this style, Wrong Turn and that kind of horrors. If you are going to have an evening with horror friends start off with this one, you will be in the mood for the real stuff.

My comment towards this movie is that it was plain OBVIOUS! n a middle class film. I have great taste when it comes to horror movies but this was a huge mistake. I mean let me put it like this y does it always HAVE TO HAVE A SEX SCENE! N Y DO THE HEROES SURVIVE OR EVEN THE VILLAIN I MEAN THE HERO GOT BEAT UP PRETTY BAD N THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD HE SHED WAS ENOUGH TO GIVE TO THE NHS! They were interrupted the 1st time while having sex then what made it that certain that they weren't going to again was the girl that horny that she didn't learn the 1st time. The only bit I LOVED was the torture n the surprise of a 8 week pregnancy even doe they could have twisted things around by making either the hero die at the end or the girl only survives or they both die and the baby's born. There are so many lame scenes n there's simply no twist i would prefer watching resident evil 1,2,3,4, misery, or better yet THE REEKER now that's a film u must c. So all u horror fanatics who love a good story don't watch this movie and make the same mistake i did watch something else like Friday the 13th that will really blow your mind this is a film for those who love a good fairy tale but u could watch it n find out about how much i am right in this category, no hard feelings to those who disagree with me ;) its just not a scary twisted film as i expected