Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Admirable film.

Absolutely Brilliant!

A Masterpiece!

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH is another dead-headed adventure story from The Asylum. It was made as a rip-off of IRON SKY with a bit of JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH added to the mix. A bunch of uninteresting scientist types decide to drill down into the ground but instead find a bunch of zombified Nazis hiding out there. They're subsequently menaced and variously bumped off by the resurrected Reich members. Dominique Swain is dullish as the protagonist, but Jake Busey does his best in a fun-but-predictable supporting role. The film has a distinctly more adult tone than many Asylum flicks, with nudity and some rather nasty torture and gore sequences, but it only really gets fun at the ridiculous climax with the robot Hitler.

Do not watch this movie if you do not like 'B' grade movies. Go into it with the idea that it is like an episode of MST3K; you will be rewarded.As someone else has said, I've got no idea how this movie was made or what the pitch to the money men must have been like.The basic premise is that Arctic researchers have discovered the secret underground world where the Nazis have been hiding and regrouping since World War 2; developing technology that would allow them to create the 4th Reich.Somehow the Nazis have managed to create laser weapons, flying saucers, advanced genetic technology, an industrial complex....and in the process none other than robot Hitler (really). Of course these efforts are spearheaded by none other than Josef Mengele.This movie is all over the map and any attempt to describe it in a linear sense will fail. Plot holes abound. Plenty of action, gore and surprisingly good special effects (robot Hitler is a large mech-warrior). Easily better than most of the talkathons nominated for best picture Oscars.WMM-watch it with beer and snacks-

Bloodstorm—Asylum's knock-off of Nazis on the moon movie Iron Sky—was originally called Nazis at the Centre of the Earth, a much trashier title far more befitting of a film that is pure cheeze from start to finish. Directed by Joseph J. Lawson, who, judging by the DVD extras, is simply happy to be directing anything, the film is cheap, incredibly dumb, and full of iffy CGI effects, but more importantly IT'S LOTS OF FUN—more fun, in fact, than the film it rips-off. This one doesn't bother with lame political satire, concentrating instead on delivering as much lunacy as possible, and it's all the more enjoyable for it.Rather than leaving Earth for outer space, Bloodstorm sees the last vestiges of the Third Reich (including The Angel of Death himself, Jospeh Mengele) heading to Neuschwabenland, a subterranean Nazi base hidden deep beneath the Antarctic; here they attempt to regenerate their troops through the use of transplants from bodies, aided by research scientist Dr. Adrian Reistad (Jake Busey). The Nazi's transplant techniques are less than perfect, however, resulting in the recipients oozing pus from their surgical wounds as their bodies slowly reject the foreign tissue. Mengele's answer to this problem: to abduct Reistad's team of top biologists from their Antarctic station and force them to help him in his experiments.With Busey in the film, and the lovely Dominique Swain as one of his unfortunate scientists, Bloodstorm was already worth every penny of the £1 I paid for it, but when I factor in the more exploitative nonsense—gruesome face-ripping, brain removal, a thoroughly tasteless foetus removal via vacuum, the gratuitous gang-rape of a woman by several manky-faced Nazis, and the revival of Hitler as a massive Castle Wolfenstein-style cyborg with machine guns for arms and a laser in his chest—this has got to be one of the best value for money DVDs I have in my collection. Don't listen to the naysayers—Bloodstorm is gory goose-steppin' goodness from start to finish.7.5 out of 10, rounded up to 8 for IMDb.

This film sucked so much Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen felt good about it self.No seriously this is a terrible film.I walked in to this film hoping to find a hidden gem,what I found was actually a load of crap.best part of the movie :Jake Busey,seriously BEST ACTOR EVER! His agent,not so much.the plot is ridiculous,in some cases that could make a fairly okay movie,but in this case ,it took itself too seriously,which I guess hurt the film. Another problem with the film,is the lack of care I gave about the characters (10 min left in the film,and I still didn't any of their names).Oh and the abuse the fact that their snow base is called Nipplesomething.