Piranha 3DD (2012)

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

I'm going to have trouble coming up with words to describe this film. This movie is so bad that it's freaking hilarious! I mean seriously this movie is as bad as movies get, I caught myself just laughing my ass off through the whole thing. Especially when David Hasselhoff came in, every scene he was in was just so stupid you had to laugh. I will say this, the actors in this movie are so hot, all the men in this movie or just straight up models. Yes it is extremely gory and graphic throughout the entire thing and yes the CGI is freaking terrible. I mean the CGI was so bad, they didn't even try. For all you straight guys and lesbians out there there is A lot of slow motion jiggling boobs and ass shots of women, so there ya go. For all the gay guys and the straight women out there, there are plenty of shirtless very hot guys! So there you go! With this movie that's basically what it comes down to, is eye candy and hot actors and just laugh out loud scenes. There is a good bit of nudity so if that offends you then steer clear and also if a lot of carnage and blood offends you, then steer clear. As far as the acting goes, I'm not even going to comment. The quality of the acting is just straight out of a porno. This is just one of those so bad it's good freaking hilarious films. 4/10 for Pirahna 3DD.

I'll start by reiterating that Piranha 3DD is complete trash and not worth the price of admission or a waste of a free ticket, but having said that I must say that if you catch this on TV one night or get a copy from somewhere, this piece of schlock is a hoot.The whole premise of the movie, if you can look past the bad science and implausible plot lines, is that the piranhas have moved from Lake Victoria via subterranean rivers and set their sites on a water theme park. What sets this park aside from any others I've ever been to is the adult area, complete with the total nudity, droves of splash-happy double-D women and underwater cams. As well as the horny pool boy who likes to have sex with the underwater wall jets.Just as Richard Dreyfuss was the throwaway token star in the first Piranha remake, we now have Gary Busey, who really just seems to be playing himself. He and a friend wade out into a lake to retrieve a dead cow and it appears that the body is infested with piranha eggs and newly hatched piranha. After they are dispatched, the ravenous prehistoric fish kill a young couple after their van rolls into the lake. A few more random incidents occur and after a small piranha swims up inside a girl while skinny-dipping and then, ahem, latches itself onto a guy during sex, which results in him cutting the fish off by slicing off part of himself. (I'm not sure why he didn't just stab the fish so it lets go, but as I said earlier, it's complete trash and everyone is meant to be completely stupid). It's now apparent that the piranha are on the move again.A quick visit to Christopher Lloyd, who's now a YouTube sensation, and the gang are on the look out for piranha getting into the pipes. As usual the owner is having none of it and thanks to a crooked cop, any thought of shutting the park down is dismissed, so of course all hell breaks loose and fun slides run red as human is back on the piranha menu.David Hasselhoff is the guest celebrity, playing himself, playing his character from Bay Watch who is there to help open the park. He's basically made for this type of film as he's no actor, and as a comic relief is perfect for the tone of this flick.Ving Rhames also makes a comeback in this, now as a wheelchair bound aquaphobic. However when people start being eaten all around him, a pair of detachable titanium legs, complete with shotgun attachment, helps him overcome his fear in the best way possible.Really this is a junk film that turns out to be a lot of fun, which is pretty much like every other piranha film ever. The only difference in this is that there's a hell of a lot more nudity and more ridiculous, unrealistic death scenes than you can poke a severed penis at. Lots of half naked buxom women covered in fake blood running around mindlessly for the sheer sake of running around and the ending leaves us with the notion that this piranha franchise is going nowhere fast. I gave it a 5 as this did at least give me a few good laughs.

I have to confess at actually really enjoying the first recent Piranha film. It was everything I expected - gratuitous, daft and plenty of blood flowing.Therefore, I was quite happy to sit down and watch the sequel, expecting more of the same. To be fair, I got it, however, it just didn't seem to have worked this time.What I got was a blatant Jaws clone - instead of a man trying to shut the beach because of a great white shark, you have a girl trying to shut a new fun pool because of the piranhas. I don't know whether this was some sort of 'homage' to the superior Jaws movie, or whether it was sloppy writing. Either way, it just didn't sit well with me.Yes, there is gore and plenty of women in bikinis, but it just didn't feel as fresh the second time round.David Hasselhoff is in it, happy to lampoon himself, which goes some way to squeeze in a few extra laughs in the second half.It's short too, just over an hour. You'd have thought they could have fitted better in, but, sadly, it was a bit of a let down.I don't regret watching Piranha DD. It kept me entertained, but, if you're looking for blood, carnage and bikinis - just stick to watching the first one. You won't miss anything by not seeing this.

at the top you will see a caption that says goofs. and there is like only 2 or 3 captions this whole movie was a goof. and whoever made this movie was a goof and owes me my rental money back....and if you say this movie is great you are a goof.......I mean the first one in the series was bad enough...even Hasslehoff kept making references throughout the whole film like' if this film gets out i'm ruined thats pretty bad even when he thinks its a goof ;dont be a goof and like this film because it looks like it costed 75 cents to make it....this wont even make a cult classic in years to come .it is films like this that ruin actors such as Ving Rhames he must have been hard up for money ..if i were these actors I would try and buy up every copy to save myself the embarrassment