Zombeavers (2015)

This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

When this first came out I wasn't sure it would be any good. Honestly, from the trailer, I figured it could go either way. My mind screamed it's a trap, you're going to get sucked into watching this and it's going to be garbage. When you've been burned a bunch of times on films like this that mechanism in your brain has a tendency of kicking in. A time preservation tool if you will. Despite that internal warning I went ahead and watched it anyway. I was pleasantly surprised and I ended up buying it. It has become a cheesy-fun favorite.This film manages to get just about everything right in the enjoyable fun sense. While it's far from perfect and has some truly stupid moments it's a blast. The FXs range from really creepy and well done to cheesy as hell. That kind of rolls with the film itself though. The premise is so uniquely absurd it almost seems fitting that it's a bit unbalanced. You've got all the right tropes for characters, plenty of gore, a little bit of random nudity, and a ton of immature crude laughs. Some of which have dulled on me a bit from repeated viewings, but that's to be expected. This is a horror fan's horror-comedy. Certain films I feel are geared towards a specific audience and this is one of those films. While non-horror fans might enjoy, I don't think many of them would get what the film's going for. At least that's the way I perceive this film. If you're a horror fan, this is one to check out. Don't expect it to be serious, and while maybe not quite as good as films like Cooties, The Final Girls & Tucker N Dale VS Evil, this will probably be right up your alley. My Rating: 7/10

I can't believe some of the reviews of this movie - people have actually taken 'Zombeavers' seriously? A film about zombie beavers and people are saying it is 'stupid'. Unbelievable. This is actually one of the funniest comedy spoof films I've seen in a long time.You should always judge a comedy on how much it makes you laugh, and 'Zombeavers' is a brutally funny film. The actors know how ridiculous the material is and exploit every opportunity in the script to make us laugh. There is a surprisingly large audience for these type of films and it's just unfortunate that people lacking a sense of humour have hated on it.This is a film I will definitely remember and revisit some time in the future and one I would recommend to anybody with a similar sense of humour to me. I thought it was hilarious.

We watched this as part of our 'Scary Night In' Halloween evening! And to be honest it was fun and hilarious!! It is what it is - it's just light hearted and a spoof. Although it made me jump on a number of occasions! It's not the best acting and I doubt it was marketed as that either. Pick the person you want to go first and guess who you think might last!! We spent a lot of time shouting at the scene about what we would have done had we been in the same scenario and to me that's makes a good film to watch with friends!We added to the humour by having a 'sip' every time we heard the word beaver. Maybe that's why by the end we thought it was a brilliant film!!! Note to self: gin is not the best sip to have with the number of 'beavers' in this film!!

Just because it's a movie called "Zombeavers" and I may or may not have been in an alcohol-clouded state of mind a few nights ago that may or may not have required a viewing choice of a rather undemanding nature. Either way, I watched this. Did it exceed my incredibly low expectations? No. Is it at least enjoyable? Barely.A container of toxic waste rolls off a truck driven by a pair of idiots and it floats into a beaver dam, turning the little critters into vicious, glowing-eyed zombeavers. More clichés are piled on as a trio of babes arrive at a remote cabin to help get their friend's mind off her cheating boyfriend - who later shows up with the other girls' dimwitted boyfriends to party. Then the zombeavers show up...As for it's strengths - the cheezy hand puppet beaver effects were kind of enjoyable; there's a nice pair of tits as well as the stand- out scene in which a little dog is sacrificed to the zombeavers. Other than that, it's got gore but it seemed considerably scant seeing as how this is a movie that had very little going for it, overall. Any off- screen zombeaver attack (of which this movie has several...) is unacceptable, as far as I'm concerned. Also, the point in the movie where people begin turning into anthropomorphic zombeavers was just too imbecilic for me, I'm afraid. The stupidity of this film's concept 'jumped the shark' with that sh*t, but thankfully the end was near."Zombeavers" isn't worth a DAM and needed more bloody beaver carnage!More of my reviews @ http://swinesewage.blogspot.com/