Warriors of Virtue (1997)

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When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

The film may be flawed, but its message is not.

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

Warriors of Virtue is a rather strange movie, but I find it a great bore. While the idea of martial art marsupials seems goofy and stupid, but at least it would be entertaining. This movie, however, seems to have a consistency of dragging dialogues, confusing setups, and poor delivery. It takes forever for the action to start up, and when it does, the cinematography is unnecessary and often hard to make out. The very idea of the movie may sound silly, it had promise to at least be ridiculously entertaining, but the slow route it takes and the basic "nothingness" it envelopes kind of makes it not so much a good movie. However, the one thing that always brought me back to this film was the villain. The acting in the villain's case is just so over-the-top and enjoyably hilarious that he makes the film worth watching. Give him props because he was starred in other movies like "Titus."

My kids were acting like little monsters, so I was going to just have them sit down and watch Spykids, but are DVD player wasn't working, so I turned on the VCR and made them watch a video from my best friends VHS collection. I never saw the movie before and neither did my kids it took about 20 mins before the kids realized how bad this movie truly was! I said, "fine don't watch", but then they were acting up again. So, I sat them on the couch and told them they are going to watch the whole movie, til dinner was ready.Lets just say from now on, when I really want to punish them, I put them in the basement and make them watch the movie as punishment. My kids have never been so well behaved.

This movie is the cheesiest, most horrid movie ever made. Being a fan of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movies, I wanted to see this blatant rip-off as a kid but luckily didn't. That was until today, when I saw this lemon. The lead child Ryan Jeffers (Mario Yedidia) is the worst and most annoying child actor since David Mendenhall in "Over the Top". His fake crying is Oscar-worthy....not! The villain is just annoying. He looked like a gay-gothic Prince on speed. The whole movie looks like it was filmed in an abandoned warehouse with a truckload of leaves and tree stumps hauled in and thrown all-over. Add this all with the most annoying filming technique of a choppy-slow-motion that is guaranteed to make you want to puke like you were seasick after watching. Even the people who sing the songs at the closing credits make Michael Bolton sound like a soul legend. Eghad, this movie is like fingernails on the chalkboard! Avoid at all costs! The only good of this movie is the cheesy line that the black friend says "make like Tom and Cruise"! I plan to use this line on a daily basis for the next two months!

This movie was horrible! The story is that this kid falls into a whirlpool (which we now call the Giant Toilet) and ends up in "Kangaroo Land" pretty much. He has to help his "Kanga-friends" fight the evil master who sleeps in half a clam shell. I think I've blocked the ending out of my memory. The movie is full of bouncing kangaroo-people and an evil leader who's hair is way too long and the director takes advantage of that, making him spin around and showing it in slow motion. Its so dramatic!!! Ugh, if you have to choose between watching this movie, and watching Kazaam! watch Kazaam! (And Kazaam isn't such a good movie in itself, to say the least.)